1 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:33,507 I was put here to kill. 2 00:01:33,666 --> 00:01:35,586 You were too, whether you know it or not. 3 00:01:35,748 --> 00:01:39,124 We kill because it solves problems, 4 00:01:39,290 --> 00:01:41,586 because after all the options have been exhausted 5 00:01:41,748 --> 00:01:43,374 and everything else fails, 6 00:01:43,540 --> 00:01:45,540 we have one way to solve problems. 7 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:48,253 And that's why we're here. 8 00:01:48,415 --> 00:01:49,960 That's not why I'm here. 9 00:01:50,123 --> 00:01:54,874 I'm here to protect our troops, to protect our interests. 10 00:01:55,039 --> 00:01:58,585 I was put here to help create a democracy, to enforce justice. 11 00:01:59,747 --> 00:02:02,042 Yeah? And how do you do that? 12 00:02:02,205 --> 00:02:04,251 You do that with this, this right here. 13 00:02:04,414 --> 00:02:08,415 After everything else fails, it all comes down to this, baby. 14 00:02:08,581 --> 00:02:10,923 This is justice. Power is justice. 15 00:02:11,079 --> 00:02:14,205 Killing solves problems, That seems like the solution. 16 00:02:14,371 --> 00:02:15,917 It's called right and wrong. 17 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,421 Does not compute. 18 00:02:18,580 --> 00:02:21,421 Where does right and wrong factor in to this place? 19 00:02:21,579 --> 00:02:25,626 You tell me - what difference does right and wrong make here? 20 00:02:25,787 --> 00:02:28,334 Shit, man, right and wrong only matters where it has impact. 21 00:02:28,496 --> 00:02:31,086 There's always a right and wrong, as long as you have the choice. 22 00:02:31,245 --> 00:02:33,621 You ain't got no choice here. Only choice is living or dying. 23 00:02:33,787 --> 00:02:37,084 Going through life without a choice is like driving without the headlights on. 24 00:02:38,953 --> 00:02:40,999 Hey, hey, hey, quit fucking around, man. 25 00:02:41,162 --> 00:02:43,458 What's the point of seeing when you can't steer anyway? 26 00:02:43,620 --> 00:02:45,336 Fuck you. Turn the lights on. 27 00:02:45,495 --> 00:02:46,870 Fuck you. Fuck you! 28 00:02:47,035 --> 00:02:49,377 Turn the fucking lights on. You don't know what's out there. 29 00:02:55,203 --> 00:02:57,543 No, no, no, no, no, you don't stop. You do not stop! 30 00:02:57,702 --> 00:02:59,078 I just hit a fucking kid. 31 00:02:59,244 --> 00:03:01,119 You don't stop for anything at night. 32 00:03:01,286 --> 00:03:03,207 What the fuck was that? It was a fucking kid. 33 00:03:03,369 --> 00:03:04,744 What's a kid doing in the desert? 34 00:03:04,909 --> 00:03:07,080 I don't give a fuck if you just hit your grandmother. 35 00:03:07,243 --> 00:03:09,835 You do not sidestep protocol. You do not stop for anything at night! 36 00:03:09,994 --> 00:03:11,790 What if he's still alive? Bailey's right. 37 00:03:11,952 --> 00:03:14,542 You're not supposed to stop, it's the rules. It could be an ambush. 38 00:03:14,701 --> 00:03:17,373 You put this piece of shit in gear and go. That's an order! 39 00:03:17,535 --> 00:03:20,876 Fuck you. I'm doing the right thing. 40 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:24,500 Kill those goddamn floods. Kill those goddamn floods! 41 00:03:59,198 --> 00:04:02,119 Kill those fucking lights. Kill those fucking lights right now! 42 00:05:23,902 --> 00:05:25,618 That's just who he was. 43 00:05:25,777 --> 00:05:30,403 He pulled four people out of there and then tried to put the pin back in. 44 00:05:30,569 --> 00:05:32,864 He tried to put the pin back in? 45 00:05:33,026 --> 00:05:34,572 I didn't know you could do that. 46 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:36,110 Apparently you can. 47 00:05:36,276 --> 00:05:38,868 Did you know he was working on an opera? 48 00:05:40,110 --> 00:05:42,110 Barthenoy's many friends, 49 00:05:42,277 --> 00:05:44,243 some of whom have gathered here today, 50 00:05:44,402 --> 00:05:48,072 suggested that he was a man who loved his country 51 00:05:48,234 --> 00:05:51,576 and gave his life protecting not only our freedoms, 52 00:05:51,734 --> 00:05:54,483 but the lives of his fellow soldiers - 53 00:05:54,650 --> 00:05:57,901 in essence, doing God's work. 54 00:05:58,067 --> 00:06:02,533 Barthenoy was not only thoughtful, 55 00:06:02,692 --> 00:06:07,692 a responsible and a loving man, but a hero. 56 00:06:07,858 --> 00:06:10,984 He is an example for us all. 57 00:06:14,649 --> 00:06:17,650 But although he is a hero, 58 00:06:17,816 --> 00:06:22,611 Barthenoy had not yet clarified his spirituality 59 00:06:22,773 --> 00:06:25,524 and his relationship with Jesus. 60 00:06:26,731 --> 00:06:29,823 Well, Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth and the life. 61 00:06:29,981 --> 00:06:33,653 "No man cometh unto the Father but by me,” 62 00:06:33,815 --> 00:06:35,611 John 1436. 63 00:06:35,773 --> 00:06:40,648 Had Barthenoy the opportunity to look into the future 64 00:06:40,814 --> 00:06:43,735 and predict his own untimely passing, 65 00:06:43,897 --> 00:06:49,364 a passing which, because of his youth, is perhaps more tragic than most, 66 00:06:49,522 --> 00:06:53,648 one wonders if this burden would have been left unfinished. 67 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:58,939 And so now is the time for us to look into our own lives 68 00:06:59,105 --> 00:07:00,696 and ask the question, 69 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:04,322 have we embraced the path of the righteous? 70 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:08,321 And if not, how long should we wait? 71 00:07:08,479 --> 00:07:10,275 Until we are sick? 72 00:07:10,437 --> 00:07:13,404 Until we are facing death ourselves? 73 00:07:13,563 --> 00:07:17,779 Or until we stand before God in heaven asking for atonement? 74 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:21,154 For none of us, except Lord Jesus Christ, 75 00:07:21,312 --> 00:07:24,357 none of God's children can see their futures 76 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:27,145 and none can live forever here on Earth. 77 00:07:54,269 --> 00:07:55,860 MAN. Did you check the gas? 78 00:07:56,018 --> 00:07:57,689 Check the gas? 79 00:07:57,852 --> 00:08:00,227 That gauge don't work. You gotta use the stick. 80 00:08:00,393 --> 00:08:02,644 Gas is all out. 81 00:08:05,101 --> 00:08:06,477 Here's to Bart. 82 00:08:06,643 --> 00:08:08,187 To Bart. To Bart. 83 00:08:12,684 --> 00:08:16,026 Is it just me, or was that priest guy... 84 00:08:16,184 --> 00:08:17,559 Minister. 85 00:08:17,724 --> 00:08:20,316 ..was that minister saying that Bart was going to hell? 86 00:08:20,475 --> 00:08:23,601 Joey! I'm not saying that he is. 87 00:08:23,767 --> 00:08:28,858 I'm just...I'm just saying that the minister, 88 00:08:29,016 --> 00:08:30,812 His whole gig was that, you know, 89 00:08:30,975 --> 00:08:34,770 "Unless you accept Lord Jesus Christ as your only saviour, 90 00:08:34,932 --> 00:08:36,308 "you're not going to heaven.” 91 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:39,566 Whatever. Heaven's just a Christian recruiting tactic. 92 00:08:39,724 --> 00:08:43,974 Wiccas believe that after death 93 00:08:44,140 --> 00:08:47,108 one's spirit leaves one's body 94 00:08:47,265 --> 00:08:50,812 and transcends time and space 95 00:08:50,974 --> 00:08:56,770 and becomes part of a greater divinity of nature, Mother Earth. 96 00:08:56,931 --> 00:08:59,648 Now, does that just work for witches? 97 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:02,397 Or can mere mortals get in too? 98 00:09:02,556 --> 00:09:05,103 It works for everyone, even assholes. 99 00:09:05,264 --> 00:09:07,435 Perfect. I'm an asshole! 100 00:09:10,098 --> 00:09:13,098 Do you think he joined the military to get away from me? 101 00:09:13,264 --> 00:09:15,264 What? No, honey, 102 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:19,101 i mean, seriously, do you think he was trying to get out of marrying me? 103 00:09:19,264 --> 00:09:20,639 No. No. 104 00:09:20,805 --> 00:09:22,180 No, I do not. 105 00:09:22,346 --> 00:09:26,722 In fact, I think he was building up his courage to ask you. 106 00:09:26,888 --> 00:09:28,264 Really? 107 00:09:28,429 --> 00:09:30,724 Really, I do. 108 00:09:30,887 --> 00:09:36,855 He even had me looking at rings for him so that he'd be ready to ask you. 109 00:09:39,178 --> 00:09:40,724 You’re an asshole 110 00:10:05,344 --> 00:10:07,140 I'm sorry. I'm just... 111 00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:09,678 Don't, Don't apologise. 112 00:10:09,844 --> 00:10:13,344 Like, this is...none of this seems real. 113 00:10:14,885 --> 00:10:16,601 How do you do it? 114 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:20,477 How do you stay so strong? You seem so strong. 115 00:10:20,635 --> 00:10:23,760 My inner strength is, um, 116 00:10:23,926 --> 00:10:28,473 a manifestation of my rigorous regimen of heavy sedation. 117 00:10:28,635 --> 00:10:30,476 What... Pills. 118 00:10:30,635 --> 00:10:32,600 Lot of pills. 119 00:10:32,759 --> 00:10:35,885 Vicodin. Valium. All the 'V's. 120 00:10:36,051 --> 00:10:40,767 I actually cycle them with beer or this little fella right here, 121 00:10:40,925 --> 00:10:42,301 Vicodin. Yeah? 122 00:10:42,466 --> 00:10:43,933 Can I? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 123 00:10:44,092 --> 00:10:48,343 Um, I can get you more and whatever you need. 124 00:10:48,509 --> 00:10:50,383 Thanks. OK? 125 00:10:53,216 --> 00:10:57,184 Oh, fuck. I just don't know if I can make it. 126 00:10:57,341 --> 00:10:59,682 He was in all of my plans. 127 00:10:59,841 --> 00:11:04,138 We were gonna get a place together...eventually. 128 00:11:04,299 --> 00:11:06,798 When he was ready. 129 00:11:06,965 --> 00:11:08,341 I know. 130 00:11:08,507 --> 00:11:11,098 And there was so much I wanted to say to him. 131 00:11:11,257 --> 00:11:14,633 God, if I could just have... 132 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:18,640 ...just one more day with him, 133 00:11:18,798 --> 00:11:20,424 just one more. 134 00:11:20,589 --> 00:11:23,840 It's gonna get easier. it's gonna get better. 135 00:11:24,006 --> 00:11:27,097 OK? Just give it some time. 136 00:11:27,256 --> 00:11:29,348 I know, I know, I know. 137 00:11:30,464 --> 00:11:34,509 I know it will, and I'll meet someone else. 138 00:11:36,131 --> 00:11:39,223 But it...it won't be Bart. 139 00:11:39,381 --> 00:11:41,131 H won't be him 140 00:11:49,213 --> 00:11:51,212 You know he never told me he loved me? 141 00:11:51,379 --> 00:11:54,755 He never said it. I told him, but he never said it to me. 142 00:11:54,921 --> 00:11:57,172 He did love you, He does, he did. 143 00:11:57,338 --> 00:11:58,804 He did love you. 144 00:11:58,963 --> 00:12:01,554 He did, he did love you, OK? 145 00:12:01,711 --> 00:12:04,337 OK? Yeah? 146 00:12:04,504 --> 00:12:06,800 Thank you. 147 00:12:08,754 --> 00:12:10,378 Oh. 148 00:12:44,293 --> 00:12:45,668 No. Oh, God. 149 00:12:45,835 --> 00:12:48,177 We can't do this. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 150 00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:50,630 I don't want to make things worse. 151 00:12:51,876 --> 00:12:53,422 How can it get any worse? 152 00:15:42,283 --> 00:15:44,658 What the fuck? 153 00:16:06,281 --> 00:16:07,827 Oh! 154 00:16:21,405 --> 00:16:22,950 The sick... 155 00:16:23,114 --> 00:16:25,206 You're fucking kidding me. 156 00:16:38,987 --> 00:16:40,533 Fucking shit. 157 00:16:41,946 --> 00:16:44,367 This is...this is a dream. 158 00:16:44,530 --> 00:16:46,495 This is a dream. 159 00:16:46,654 --> 00:16:49,530 It's all just...all a nightmare. 160 00:16:49,695 --> 00:16:52,821 Just...wake up. 161 00:16:52,987 --> 00:16:55,532 Wake up. Fucking...fucking... 162 00:16:59,487 --> 00:17:01,203 Fuck! 163 00:17:01,362 --> 00:17:05,203 OK, just ride this shit out, ride this shit out. 164 00:17:05,361 --> 00:17:07,703 This is...this is... 165 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:11,907 This isn't real. This isn't real! 166 00:17:12,070 --> 00:17:15,615 Fuck! Fuck! 167 00:17:16,777 --> 00:17:18,323 Fuck. 168 00:17:37,443 --> 00:17:40,864 Come on. Come on, please, wake up. 169 00:17:41,025 --> 00:17:43,026 Please wake up. 170 00:17:45,734 --> 00:17:47,110 Joey. 171 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,445 Please wake up. 172 00:17:55,359 --> 00:17:57,609 Joey, Joey. 173 00:18:00,525 --> 00:18:02,617 Who is it? It's me, man. 174 00:18:02,775 --> 00:18:05,241 Who's 'me'? It's me, Bart. 175 00:18:05,399 --> 00:18:06,899 Let me in, please. 176 00:18:07,066 --> 00:18:08,816 Hilarious. Who is it? 177 00:18:08,982 --> 00:18:13,324 It's me, your friend, Bart. Please let me in the door. 178 00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:14,858 Fuck off, douche-bag. 179 00:18:15,023 --> 00:18:18,320 It's fucking early in the morning and this shit is not fucking funny. 180 00:18:22,108 --> 00:18:24,948 Jesus, fuck! What the fuck? Who is that? 181 00:18:25,107 --> 00:18:28,153 OK, it's me. I swear to God it's your friend. 182 00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:31,986 What the fuck? What the fuck? 183 00:18:32,148 --> 00:18:33,739 Who is that? It's Bart. 184 00:18:33,897 --> 00:18:36,489 Please, open up, man. 185 00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:38,944 Fuck! Bart? 186 00:18:39,106 --> 00:18:40,948 It's me. It's Bart. 187 00:18:41,107 --> 00:18:42,822 Fuck! 188 00:18:42,980 --> 00:18:44,946 Get the fuck out of here! Owl 189 00:18:45,106 --> 00:18:46,777 Get out of here, dude! Fuck! 190 00:18:46,939 --> 00:18:48,440 Get out of here! Jesus. 191 00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:50,946 What the fuck did you do that for? 192 00:18:51,105 --> 00:18:54,072 What the fuck is going on, dude? 193 00:18:55,855 --> 00:18:58,856 I don't fucking know, man. 194 00:18:59,022 --> 00:19:00,521 I don't know. 195 00:19:00,687 --> 00:19:02,653 You're supposed to be dead. 196 00:19:02,813 --> 00:19:05,563 So I gather. 197 00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:07,821 Look, I'm not gonna hurt you, OK? 198 00:19:08,937 --> 00:19:11,858 I just need your help. I'm not gonna hurt you. 199 00:19:17,436 --> 00:19:20,028 Oh, God, this is just a dream, this is just a fucking dream 200 00:19:20,187 --> 00:19:21,562 and I gotta fucking wake up. 201 00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:24,479 Wake up. Wake up, wake up right now. Wake up. 202 00:19:24,645 --> 00:19:27,736 I tried that. It doesn't work. 203 00:19:27,894 --> 00:19:30,520 So it's not a dream. So I'm fucking insane. 204 00:19:30,686 --> 00:19:32,357 That's it. I'm fucking... I lost my mind. 205 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,646 Maybe we're insane communally, together. 206 00:19:34,812 --> 00:19:37,357 And if I'm insane, that means you're not fucking here. 207 00:19:37,519 --> 00:19:38,895 But if you're insane... 208 00:19:39,061 --> 00:19:41,777 Fuck, you can't be fucking insane, 'cause you're fucking dead. 209 00:19:41,936 --> 00:19:44,527 Oh, God, fuck. How do you know I'm not just fucking imagining you? 210 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,105 I don't know the test for that, man. 211 00:19:47,268 --> 00:19:50,610 Let's just pretend that you're not insane, 212 00:19:50,769 --> 00:19:55,394 I'm actually alive and we're having this fucking conversation, OK? 213 00:19:55,559 --> 00:19:57,559 That'd be more productive right now. 214 00:19:57,726 --> 00:20:00,022 Fuck, I feel like shit. Yeah, but you look terrific. 215 00:20:00,185 --> 00:20:03,355 Oh, fuck! Look at your fucking eyes! 216 00:20:03,518 --> 00:20:04,893 Shit! 217 00:20:05,059 --> 00:20:07,560 Fuck, yeah, it's fucked up. Look at them. 218 00:20:07,726 --> 00:20:11,021 Jesus! Fuck, that is not fucking cool! 219 00:20:11,183 --> 00:20:14,605 Nasty. Oh, fucking shit, you smell! 220 00:20:14,767 --> 00:20:17,392 Fuck, you got a fucking reek on you. God! 221 00:20:17,558 --> 00:20:21,104 You're really making me feel a whole lot better about this whole situation. 222 00:20:21,266 --> 00:20:24,437 You're fucking decomposing. Jesus Christ, you're fucking rotting. 223 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,191 Dude. 224 00:20:27,850 --> 00:20:30,224 This is not fucking happening, dude. This is not fucking happening. 225 00:20:30,390 --> 00:20:32,436 I was at your funeral, man. 226 00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:36,566 About that - that was a mistake. 227 00:20:36,724 --> 00:20:38,269 I think I was buried alive. No, dude. 228 00:20:38,432 --> 00:20:39,807 Yeah. I fucking touched you, dude. 229 00:20:39,973 --> 00:20:41,939 You were fucking dead. It was fucking cold. 230 00:20:42,099 --> 00:20:43,475 It was nasty... 231 00:20:43,641 --> 00:20:45,936 Fucking neighbours. Really? Nothing changes. 232 00:20:46,099 --> 00:20:47,690 They're still doing that? Yeah, still. 233 00:20:47,848 --> 00:20:49,348 - Fuck. - Turn that thing down! 234 00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:52,141 My funeral, My fucking funeral. 235 00:20:52,306 --> 00:20:53,682 Really? Yeah. 236 00:20:53,848 --> 00:20:55,643 How's Janet? She's fine. 237 00:20:55,806 --> 00:20:59,057 She's fine. I mean terrible. Terrible, devastated. 238 00:20:59,223 --> 00:21:00,599 You know, destroyed. 239 00:21:00,764 --> 00:21:03,060 Um, and, you know, she's just trying to deal. 240 00:21:03,223 --> 00:21:05,972 We all are. You know, we were nervous when you went over there. 241 00:21:06,138 --> 00:21:08,559 We just wanted you to come back safe and, you know, that.. 242 00:21:08,722 --> 00:21:10,313 Your uncle Dave called and was real nice. 243 00:21:10,472 --> 00:21:13,472 He told me, and then I had to call and tell Janet, 244 00:21:13,638 --> 00:21:15,139 and she was just... 245 00:21:15,305 --> 00:21:18,726 But...but you're fucking here. Fucking Jesus Christ! 246 00:21:18,888 --> 00:21:21,560 It's a fucking miracle, right? 247 00:21:21,722 --> 00:21:23,721 Jesus... What's wrong? What's wrong? 248 00:21:23,888 --> 00:21:25,308 Everything- Yeah? 249 00:21:25,471 --> 00:21:30,098 I think it's my fucking liver, 'cause I don't know anything about livers... 250 00:21:30,262 --> 00:21:31,887 We gotta fucking get you to hospital, dude. 251 00:21:32,054 --> 00:21:33,429 Fucking... You are awful. No. 252 00:21:33,595 --> 00:21:35,937 We gotta fucking find a doctor, find out what's wrong with you. 253 00:21:36,096 --> 00:21:37,687 No doctors. it's just my stomach. Your stomach? 254 00:21:37,845 --> 00:21:39,687 'Cause you fucking haven't eaten in three weeks. 255 00:21:39,845 --> 00:21:41,220 I'm gonna go get you a snack. 256 00:21:41,386 --> 00:21:43,307 You want a fucking snack, you got a snack, huh? 257 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:46,141 I got pizza. it's cold, but, um, you know, it's cold pizza. 258 00:21:46,303 --> 00:21:49,303 I can nuke it, 'cause it tastes better if I throw it in the nuker. 259 00:21:49,469 --> 00:21:51,345 No, just bring it. OK. 260 00:21:52,803 --> 00:21:55,350 You found the medicine cabinet. Yeah. 261 00:22:01,886 --> 00:22:03,636 OK. 262 00:22:03,803 --> 00:22:05,974 Anchovies? Yeah. 263 00:22:06,136 --> 00:22:07,726 Since when? Just... 264 00:22:07,885 --> 00:22:10,056 That's disappointing. 265 00:22:15,967 --> 00:22:19,844 Oh! Fucking... Dude, that's my rug. 266 00:22:31,759 --> 00:22:34,384 Dr Forrest, dial 114, please. 267 00:22:34,550 --> 00:22:38,221 Dr Forrest, please dial 114, 268 00:22:39,258 --> 00:22:41,304 Buried alive? Yeah. 269 00:22:41,467 --> 00:22:43,637 I was definitely, um... 270 00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:46,051 I was definitely buried. 271 00:22:46,217 --> 00:22:48,717 Um...it's the 'alive' part. 272 00:22:48,883 --> 00:22:51,555 I thought I was dead. Everybody thought.. 273 00:22:51,715 --> 00:22:53,091 You were dead 274 00:22:53,257 --> 00:22:55,428 Here, check this out. 275 00:22:59,966 --> 00:23:03,216 Do you have any STDs? Syphilis, hepatitis, anything? 276 00:23:03,381 --> 00:23:05,303 I was killed to death in a gunfight. 277 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,805 Can you lean forward for me, please? 278 00:23:12,423 --> 00:23:14,173 And just look straight ahead. 279 00:23:20,297 --> 00:23:22,798 I'm kind of decomposing. 280 00:23:25,839 --> 00:23:27,679 Can you take your shirt off for me, please? 281 00:23:27,838 --> 00:23:29,555 I need you to cough and... Sure. 282 00:23:34,422 --> 00:23:35,968 Military issue. 283 00:23:57,088 --> 00:23:58,884 What's the problem? No, no, I can't explain! 284 00:23:59,046 --> 00:24:01,342 What's going on? What's going on? Get down here! 285 00:24:01,504 --> 00:24:03,049 What is it? What's going on? 286 00:24:03,212 --> 00:24:06,213 Is it Bart? Barthenoy Gregory? 287 00:24:10,961 --> 00:24:13,177 Dude, cops. We gotta... 288 00:24:16,753 --> 00:24:18,298 We gotta go, There's cops. 289 00:24:25,710 --> 00:24:28,712 I think that this is maybe more than just a bug. 290 00:24:28,877 --> 00:24:30,673 Fuck. 291 00:24:30,835 --> 00:24:32,756 What now, man? 292 00:24:32,919 --> 00:24:34,840 I know what I need to do. 293 00:24:35,002 --> 00:24:36,377 Smoke some dope. 294 00:24:36,543 --> 00:24:40,793 OK, uh, so you take the couch. The couch is all yours. 295 00:24:40,959 --> 00:24:46,006 Um, yeah, and, you know, I think we just gotta put a positive spin on this. 296 00:24:46,168 --> 00:24:49,008 You know what I mean? Put it into a positive light. 297 00:24:49,167 --> 00:24:50,793 You know, in Korea, the word for 'problem', 298 00:24:50,959 --> 00:24:52,709 Same word, 'opportunity'. 299 00:24:52,876 --> 00:24:55,218 So, really, we don't have a problem here. 300 00:24:55,375 --> 00:24:56,875 We have an opportunity. 301 00:24:57,042 --> 00:24:59,338 A gargantuan, fucked-up opportunity. 302 00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:01,217 We'll figure this all out tomorrow, buttercup. 303 00:25:01,375 --> 00:25:02,750 Jesus! Shit. 304 00:25:02,917 --> 00:25:04,463 Oh, Jesus! Bart? 305 00:25:04,626 --> 00:25:06,591 Christ.. 306 00:25:06,750 --> 00:25:10,501 Argh! Oh, fuck, Bart. 307 00:25:10,666 --> 00:25:13,133 Fuck! Fuck, Bad 308 00:25:16,791 --> 00:25:18,632 Fuck! Bart! What the fuck, dude? 309 00:25:18,791 --> 00:25:20,588 Ban? 310 00:25:20,749 --> 00:25:23,250 Barf? Oh. Jesus 311 00:25:23,415 --> 00:25:27,257 What the fuck is happening? 312 00:25:29,791 --> 00:25:34,212 Jesus. I just don't believe it. I know, right? 313 00:25:34,372 --> 00:25:36,214 And what did the doctor say? 314 00:25:36,373 --> 00:25:38,623 We didn't really get a reasonable diagnosis, 315 00:25:38,790 --> 00:25:42,040 God, it's unbelievable. 316 00:25:42,206 --> 00:25:44,298 Promise you're not gonna tell anybody, right? 317 00:25:44,456 --> 00:25:46,502 No. I mean, yes, I swear. 318 00:25:46,664 --> 00:25:48,756 Not anybody - not Janet, not his mom, 319 00:25:48,915 --> 00:25:51,915 Not until we figure out, you know, what's going on. 320 00:25:52,081 --> 00:25:53,877 So he's not breathing, right? I mean... 321 00:25:54,039 --> 00:25:56,915 Oh, God. I couldn't find a pulse. 322 00:25:57,081 --> 00:25:59,126 This is disgusting, Yeah. 323 00:25:59,288 --> 00:26:02,129 Like, he smells dead, at least. 324 00:26:06,497 --> 00:26:07,997 So, why don't you want to tell Janet? 325 00:26:08,163 --> 00:26:11,164 I don't want to tell nobody nothing, not till we figure out what the fuck. 326 00:26:11,330 --> 00:26:12,921 So what's the prognosis? 327 00:26:14,579 --> 00:26:17,204 Well. his aura looks like shit. 328 00:26:17,370 --> 00:26:19,995 Oh, his aura looks like... 329 00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:23,330 Is he dead? Yeah, he's dead. 330 00:26:23,496 --> 00:26:26,371 Dead dead? Doornail dead. 331 00:26:26,536 --> 00:26:27,912 What the fuck? 332 00:26:28,079 --> 00:26:29,454 He was walking around, puking up blood, 333 00:26:29,620 --> 00:26:31,962 being a general pain in the ass not four fucking hours ago. 334 00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:33,870 And then he just arrested? Arrested? 335 00:26:34,037 --> 00:26:35,582 Died. Oh. 336 00:26:35,744 --> 00:26:39,746 Maybe, like, his vital signs are so low he just appears to be dead, 337 00:26:39,911 --> 00:26:42,958 He's been embalmed, Joey. 338 00:26:43,119 --> 00:26:45,335 So...what do we do? 339 00:26:59,869 --> 00:27:02,039 Chop off his head. What?! 340 00:27:02,201 --> 00:27:05,953 You have to chop off his head and drive a stake through his heart. 341 00:27:06,118 --> 00:27:07,914 Why would I do that? 342 00:27:08,077 --> 00:27:11,418 Because he's undead 343 00:27:11,575 --> 00:27:13,871 Undead? 344 00:27:14,034 --> 00:27:15,410 He's a vampire. 345 00:27:15,576 --> 00:27:17,201 A vampire! 346 00:27:17,367 --> 00:27:21,117 Yes, Joey, a vampire, a creature of the night. 347 00:27:21,283 --> 00:27:26,035 And tonight he'll probably come back again from death. 348 00:27:26,201 --> 00:27:28,746 A vampire? You're a fucking idiot. What's wrong with you? 349 00:27:28,908 --> 00:27:30,954 Joey, I'm serious. Yeah, I'm serious, Matty. 350 00:27:31,116 --> 00:27:32,662 You're a fucking retard, OK? 351 00:27:32,824 --> 00:27:36,542 There's a science explanation for what's happening here. 352 00:27:36,700 --> 00:27:38,870 OK, like what? Like he's sick. 353 00:27:39,033 --> 00:27:41,658 He has a virus. Gulf War syndrome. 354 00:27:41,824 --> 00:27:43,870 Joey, I'm a nurse. He died over a month ago. 355 00:27:44,033 --> 00:27:46,657 We buried him two days ago, What does this look like to you? 356 00:27:46,823 --> 00:27:48,664 OK. Alright. 357 00:27:48,823 --> 00:27:52,040 Vampires have fangs, right? 358 00:27:52,199 --> 00:27:53,949 Look, huh? 359 00:27:54,115 --> 00:27:55,581 Eugh, gross. 360 00:27:55,740 --> 00:27:57,206 No fangs. 361 00:27:57,364 --> 00:27:58,956 Maybe they take some time to grow in. 362 00:27:59,115 --> 00:28:01,706 Yeah, maybe your theory is shit 'cause he died, like, a month ago, 363 00:28:01,865 --> 00:28:04,081 OK, so what's he doing on your floor? I don't know. 364 00:28:04,239 --> 00:28:05,614 That's what I called you for. 365 00:28:05,781 --> 00:28:08,328 You have to chop off his head. OK, or else? 366 00:28:08,490 --> 00:28:11,081 Or else, Joey, he'll roam the countryside 367 00:28:11,239 --> 00:28:15,205 in search of victims to satiate his thirst for human blood. 368 00:28:15,363 --> 00:28:17,080 This is ludicrous, OK? 369 00:28:17,238 --> 00:28:19,409 He's not a vampire. He's a dead guy. 370 00:28:19,572 --> 00:28:22,412 I'm gonna take him to the mortuary and let the morticians deal with him. 371 00:28:22,571 --> 00:28:24,322 Alright, do what you want. it's not my problem. 372 00:28:24,489 --> 00:28:26,864 But if they don't chop off his head, he will be back. 373 00:28:27,030 --> 00:28:29,122 Oh, my God, where I live, on planet Earth, 374 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:30,656 there's no such thing as vampires. 375 00:28:30,821 --> 00:28:32,196 You know, believe what you want, 376 00:28:32,362 --> 00:28:35,829 but when he rises again and starts taking the lives of the innocent, 377 00:28:35,988 --> 00:28:39,114 the blood will be on your hands. 378 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,620 It's up to you, Joey. He will need to drink human blood. 379 00:28:41,779 --> 00:28:43,745 If he doesn't, his soul will be in eternal agony. 380 00:28:43,904 --> 00:28:47,075 If you're really his friend, you'll put his soul to rest and chop off his head, 381 00:28:47,237 --> 00:28:49,737 Mathilda, not a word to anyone. Promise me! 382 00:28:49,903 --> 00:28:52,199 I promise, I do. Kisses. 383 00:29:26,068 --> 00:29:29,285 Holy shit, dude. You scared the piss out of me. 384 00:29:29,443 --> 00:29:31,944 Fuck. Why am I so stiff? 385 00:29:32,110 --> 00:29:34,201 I usually say that in the morning too. 386 00:29:34,358 --> 00:29:37,405 Was I asleep? You were dead. 387 00:29:38,484 --> 00:29:40,780 Hey, your hanging-over favourite, huh? 388 00:29:40,942 --> 00:29:44,908 Eggs, smoked oysters and Spam with molé. 389 00:29:45,067 --> 00:29:47,739 Just the way you like it. 390 00:29:47,901 --> 00:29:50,902 No? What? it's your favourite. 391 00:29:51,068 --> 00:29:53,408 Yeah. I don't have much of an appetite. 392 00:29:53,566 --> 00:29:55,942 I...I'm in the kitchen, I make it special for you 393 00:29:56,108 --> 00:29:57,824 and now, what, I don't have feelings? 394 00:30:07,733 --> 00:30:09,607 Dig in. 395 00:30:09,774 --> 00:30:11,319 Mmm! Attaboy. 396 00:30:19,648 --> 00:30:22,148 Good, right? Nice. 397 00:30:25,648 --> 00:30:27,272 Oh, my God! 398 00:30:33,356 --> 00:30:34,901 That is so wrong. 399 00:30:37,064 --> 00:30:39,064 Fuck 400 00:30:39,230 --> 00:30:41,572 OK, you gotta help me. 401 00:30:53,563 --> 00:30:54,938 Alright. OK, this is good. 402 00:30:55,104 --> 00:30:56,729 This is good, Mmm. 403 00:31:09,896 --> 00:31:13,146 Dr Kaple, Dr Kaple. 404 00:31:13,312 --> 00:31:18,154 This is ward 819. Dr Kaple, call the operator. 405 00:31:54,602 --> 00:31:56,976 May I help you? 406 00:31:58,059 --> 00:32:00,526 Um, I'm just here for some blood. 407 00:32:00,684 --> 00:32:03,560 You're not a nurse. That's true. 408 00:32:03,726 --> 00:32:05,396 It's true, but, um... But what? 409 00:32:05,558 --> 00:32:09,059 I don't have all day. No nurse, no blood. 410 00:32:09,225 --> 00:32:11,476 Right, Um... You got a security pass? 411 00:32:11,642 --> 00:32:14,767 Yeah, Yeah, absolutely. 412 00:32:16,475 --> 00:32:17,896 Got a security pass. 413 00:32:18,058 --> 00:32:20,980 OK, OK, I don't want to hurt you, ma'am. 414 00:32:21,142 --> 00:32:24,562 I just want some blood. Oh, here we go. 415 00:32:25,932 --> 00:32:27,807 OK. What type? 416 00:32:27,974 --> 00:32:31,020 What? What blood type? 417 00:32:31,183 --> 00:32:33,932 I...I don't know. It doesn't matter. Just hurry up, please, 418 00:32:34,098 --> 00:32:37,144 What are you using it for? Hey, that's none of your business. 419 00:32:37,307 --> 00:32:39,273 I'm a nurse. Of course it's my business. 420 00:32:39,432 --> 00:32:41,397 I can't indiscriminately dole out pints of blood 421 00:32:41,556 --> 00:32:44,023 to every strung-out buffoon who wanders in off the street. 422 00:32:44,182 --> 00:32:49,274 Someone could get the wrong type and blam, that's it. 423 00:32:49,432 --> 00:32:53,022 So, what blood type? 424 00:32:53,181 --> 00:32:56,648 No, just...just give me some fucking blood, lady, OK? 425 00:32:56,806 --> 00:32:59,181 And hurry up, or I'll give you a bullet sandwich. 426 00:33:00,722 --> 00:33:02,688 Good. Good. 427 00:33:02,847 --> 00:33:04,813 Thank you. 428 00:33:06,222 --> 00:33:10,063 We get your type in here from time to time - weirdos, 429 00:33:10,221 --> 00:33:16,472 jumping from one fly-by-night hobbyist cult to another, 430 00:33:16,637 --> 00:33:22,934 You know, the Gothic cult, the witch coven, Landmark Forum. 431 00:33:23,096 --> 00:33:27,597 You are searching for something, for fulfillment. 432 00:33:27,763 --> 00:33:30,639 Or maybe...maybe you're a cutter. 433 00:33:30,804 --> 00:33:32,349 Maybe you're a junkie 434 00:33:32,512 --> 00:33:36,307 But have you asked yourself if any of this is working? 435 00:33:36,470 --> 00:33:40,892 If any of this is making your life better? 436 00:33:41,054 --> 00:33:43,395 When was the last time you had a stress test? 437 00:33:43,553 --> 00:33:45,224 I don't know what that is. 438 00:33:45,386 --> 00:33:48,011 I can give you a very simple test 439 00:33:48,178 --> 00:33:51,099 to find out exactly where your engrams are at. 440 00:33:51,261 --> 00:33:54,011 I don't know what you're talking about. Please put the blood in the bag. 441 00:33:54,178 --> 00:33:56,144 Have you heard of Dianetics? No. 442 00:33:56,303 --> 00:33:58,769 You know, you don't have to do this, you know. 443 00:33:58,927 --> 00:34:02,268 Scientology can help you ind your place in life. 444 00:34:02,427 --> 00:34:03,802 Thank you for your help. Your purpose. 445 00:34:03,968 --> 00:34:05,719 You're very helpful. You don't have to... 446 00:34:07,886 --> 00:34:09,886 Shit. 447 00:34:10,052 --> 00:34:14,053 Why, you poser! Give me that back, you rat bastard! 448 00:34:16,634 --> 00:34:18,760 Please. 449 00:34:18,925 --> 00:34:22,472 Give it back! Security! 450 00:34:22,634 --> 00:34:25,180 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 451 00:34:25,342 --> 00:34:27,638 What's wrong with your eyes? Oh, my God! 452 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,425 You stay right there! Whats wrong with you? 453 00:34:30,592 --> 00:34:33,433 You'll be full of lead, both of you. 454 00:34:36,592 --> 00:34:38,137 Thank you. 455 00:34:46,966 --> 00:34:48,887 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Here we go! 456 00:34:49,050 --> 00:34:51,267 Drive. Drive, come on. 457 00:34:51,424 --> 00:34:53,971 Holy shit. Holy shit. 458 00:34:54,133 --> 00:34:56,224 How'd you do, huh? Oh, I fucking did good. 459 00:34:56,382 --> 00:34:58,633 Yeah? I did good. Yeah. 460 00:34:58,798 --> 00:35:00,640 Oh, fuck. Fuck. 461 00:35:00,798 --> 00:35:02,219 Oh, fuck. 462 00:35:02,382 --> 00:35:05,177 Where's the fucking... Oh, fuck. 463 00:35:05,339 --> 00:35:07,305 Drink up, baby. Ah. 464 00:35:07,465 --> 00:35:10,091 Drink it up. There you go. 465 00:35:10,257 --> 00:35:12,597 Look at ya. Look at ya! 466 00:35:12,756 --> 00:35:16,508 Drinking fucking blood, this is fucking surreal. 467 00:35:16,672 --> 00:35:18,843 Whoa. This is real surreal. You feel good? 468 00:36:08,753 --> 00:36:11,174 Oh! Whoa! Whoa! Not nice. 469 00:36:15,877 --> 00:36:18,924 Yeah, girl. Working girl, right? Yeah, yeah. 470 00:36:21,045 --> 00:36:22,420 We should do this more. 471 00:36:22,586 --> 00:36:24,881 You know, we didn't do this enough when you were alive. 472 00:36:28,044 --> 00:36:29,885 I feel like I've fucking... 473 00:36:30,044 --> 00:36:32,136 I feel like I've been given a second chance. 474 00:36:32,294 --> 00:36:35,169 You have been. Nobody gets a second chance, nobody. 475 00:36:35,334 --> 00:36:39,085 No... I-I got a second chance and I'm gonna fucking use it. 476 00:36:39,251 --> 00:36:42,172 I'm gonna do it the way I shoulda done it the first time. 477 00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:43,255 There you go. 478 00:36:43,417 --> 00:36:44,793 And no mistakes. No mistakes. 479 00:36:44,959 --> 00:36:46,426 No regrets. No surrender. 480 00:36:46,584 --> 00:36:48,835 Because I'm fucking alive, my man. God bless you. 481 00:36:49,001 --> 00:36:51,547 Fuck. 482 00:36:51,709 --> 00:36:55,084 God. God. 483 00:36:56,625 --> 00:37:00,171 Oh, hi, Joey. How are you? 484 00:37:00,332 --> 00:37:01,753 Hey, Mrs Agmanic. 485 00:37:01,916 --> 00:37:03,541 Ah 486 00:37:03,708 --> 00:37:05,708 Is that Bart? it's Bart. 487 00:37:05,875 --> 00:37:08,500 He's...he's... Yeah, he's real sleepy. 488 00:37:08,665 --> 00:37:10,291 He's been doing... He's drinking, so... 489 00:37:10,458 --> 00:37:11,504 Is he drunk? Yeah. 490 00:37:11,666 --> 00:37:13,132 Burning the candle at both ends. 491 00:37:13,291 --> 00:37:15,883 I can help if you... No, no, I'm OK, Mrs Agmanic. 492 00:37:16,042 --> 00:37:17,632 You'll hurt his head. Yeah, he's asleep. 493 00:37:17,790 --> 00:37:20,290 He fell asleep in the car, you know. I'll bring you some... 494 00:37:20,457 --> 00:37:23,208 He's sleepy, I don't wanna wake him. I'll bring you orange juice- 495 00:37:23,374 --> 00:37:24,840 No, thank you. I'll bring you coffee. 496 00:37:24,999 --> 00:37:27,794 OK, Mrs Agmanic. 497 00:37:27,956 --> 00:37:30,423 God. Alright, get you down here. 498 00:37:30,582 --> 00:37:33,048 Come on, baby. Ahh. 499 00:37:34,415 --> 00:37:36,665 Oh, fuck him, alright. 500 00:37:40,123 --> 00:37:44,623 No? Not...not even a tingle? This is stupid. 501 00:37:46,247 --> 00:37:48,247 OK, alright. No, let's just experiment. 502 00:37:48,414 --> 00:37:50,289 Alright, so the crucifix doesn't work. 503 00:37:50,456 --> 00:37:52,252 Hold out your hands. Joey! 504 00:37:52,414 --> 00:37:54,334 This is actual holy water, OK. 505 00:37:54,496 --> 00:37:57,838 An actual Catholic priest blessed this shit right in front of me, 506 00:37:57,997 --> 00:38:00,622 Please, just hold out your hands. No, this is ridiculous. 507 00:38:00,788 --> 00:38:04,004 This is ridiculous, OK? This whole thing is fucking ridiculous. 508 00:38:04,163 --> 00:38:07,004 Hold your hand out. 509 00:38:07,163 --> 00:38:08,709 OK. 510 00:38:12,245 --> 00:38:14,121 Well? Oh, fuck. 511 00:38:14,287 --> 00:38:16,129 That's not wat.. What the fuck is... 512 00:38:16,287 --> 00:38:18,084 Holy shit! 513 00:38:18,246 --> 00:38:19,746 What the fuck?! 514 00:38:19,911 --> 00:38:22,503 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 515 00:38:22,661 --> 00:38:24,378 Fuck, Bart, I'm fucking sorry, dude. Oh, my God! 516 00:38:24,537 --> 00:38:26,412 Why did you do this?! Fuck. What do I do? 517 00:38:26,579 --> 00:38:28,671 What's wrong? Why did you pour water on my hand? 518 00:38:28,828 --> 00:38:31,499 It didn't do shit. Oh, you fucking asshole. 519 00:38:31,661 --> 00:38:33,082 Such an asshole, man 520 00:38:33,244 --> 00:38:36,291 Who was stroking your hair last night when you were drinking blood? 521 00:38:36,453 --> 00:38:38,374 You were, yeah. Human blood. Fuck it. 522 00:38:38,535 --> 00:38:41,036 Look, alright, OK, OK, I did some research, 523 00:38:41,202 --> 00:38:43,793 and you're either a zombie or a vampire, 524 00:38:43,952 --> 00:38:46,248 Good. Zombie or a vampire. 525 00:38:46,411 --> 00:38:48,627 I knew there had to be a scientific explanation for this. 526 00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:52,957 Well... Look, we basically categorise you as definitely undead. 527 00:38:53,119 --> 00:38:54,960 Alright, There's one catch, Joey. 528 00:38:55,119 --> 00:38:57,289 There's no such thing as vampires or zombies. 529 00:38:57,452 --> 00:39:00,043 Not according to the internet. God, the internet. 530 00:39:00,201 --> 00:39:02,167 What do they say about Bigfoot on the internet? 531 00:39:02,326 --> 00:39:04,667 Bart, you're clearly not Bigfoot- you're way too short, 532 00:39:04,826 --> 00:39:07,326 you're not covered in hair, your feet are too small. 533 00:39:07,492 --> 00:39:11,243 OK, OK, alright. So, zombie, check this out. 534 00:39:11,409 --> 00:39:14,534 "A zombie is a dead human or animal corpse 535 00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:16,292 "that has been resuscitated from death 536 00:39:16,451 --> 00:39:19,622 "by virtue of a curse, plague or other unnatural cause." 537 00:39:19,783 --> 00:39:22,125 Huh? Huh? Who does that sound like, right? 538 00:39:22,284 --> 00:39:27,250 "Zombies are automatons with little to no mental functions," - you - 539 00:39:27,408 --> 00:39:29,955 "limited reasoning power," - you - 540 00:39:30,117 --> 00:39:33,083 "and virtually no innate drive,” - again, you - 541 00:39:33,241 --> 00:39:37,787 "aside from the urge to feed on the flesh or brains of the living." 542 00:39:37,949 --> 00:39:40,166 So I'm a zombie. No. 543 00:39:40,323 --> 00:39:47,950 Horst in 'Schriften und Hypothesen Uber die Vampyren' defines a vampire as 544 00:39:48,116 --> 00:39:52,741 "a dead body which continues to live in the grave, 545 00:39:52,906 --> 00:39:54,407 "which it leaves, however, by night 546 00:39:54,573 --> 00:39:57,040 "for the purpose of sucking the blood of the living, 547 00:39:57,198 --> 00:40:01,164 "whereby it is nourished, preserved in good condition, 548 00:40:01,322 --> 00:40:04,573 "instead of becoming decomposed like other dead bodies.” 549 00:40:04,740 --> 00:40:10,082 And Scoffern in 'Stray Leaves of Science And Folklore' writes, 550 00:40:10,239 --> 00:40:13,080 "The best definition I can give of a vampire 551 00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:16,829 "is a living, mischievous and murderous dead body. 552 00:40:16,988 --> 00:40:19,409 "A living dead body.” 553 00:40:20,780 --> 00:40:22,405 So I'm a vampire. 554 00:40:25,113 --> 00:40:27,829 You're a revenant. A revenant? 555 00:40:27,988 --> 00:40:32,581 One who returns from the dead in corporeal form. 556 00:40:35,070 --> 00:40:38,071 Yeah. Yeah, that's me. 557 00:40:39,571 --> 00:40:41,162 So, what the hell do you do - 558 00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:44,695 drink holy water and recite the Lord's Prayer backwards, what? 559 00:40:44,862 --> 00:40:48,409 There is, er, one..,one cure 560 00:40:48,570 --> 00:40:50,570 and that is chopping off your head 561 00:40:50,737 --> 00:40:52,487 and driving a stake through your body. 562 00:40:54,403 --> 00:40:56,574 Well... Oh, fuck! 563 00:41:00,111 --> 00:41:01,486 Fuck. 564 00:41:01,652 --> 00:41:03,823 So, what are we gonna do? 565 00:41:05,736 --> 00:41:09,487 Here we go, here we go. 566 00:41:09,651 --> 00:41:11,527 Here we go. 567 00:41:11,694 --> 00:41:14,490 Hey, man, how you doing, huh? 568 00:41:14,652 --> 00:41:16,869 Hey, man, we got some work for you. Hop in. 569 00:41:17,027 --> 00:41:18,948 Oh, thank you very much, sir, 570 00:41:19,109 --> 00:41:23,111 but how about just some money so I can buy some food? 571 00:41:23,277 --> 00:41:25,993 Please don't touch the car. We'll give you some food, OK? 572 00:41:26,152 --> 00:41:30,448 So come on in, we got food for you. Oh...no, man. Thanks. 573 00:41:30,609 --> 00:41:33,950 How about just a dollar, maybe $2. OK. 574 00:41:34,109 --> 00:41:38,280 Well, here's the thing - your sign says you will work for food. 575 00:41:38,442 --> 00:41:41,864 So we've got work for you, then we're gonna give you some food - 576 00:41:42,026 --> 00:41:43,617 you'll work for food. 577 00:41:43,775 --> 00:41:45,570 You understand what I mean? So come on in. 578 00:41:45,733 --> 00:41:48,405 Hey, man, I'm just trying to make ends meet, you know. 579 00:41:49,442 --> 00:41:53,193 So you will work for food? Money would be better. 580 00:41:53,358 --> 00:41:57,403 I mean, I'm just trying to make things happen, 581 00:41:57,566 --> 00:41:59,817 and kind of burn the candle at both ends. 582 00:41:59,983 --> 00:42:04,608 Burn the candle at both ends? Burn the candle at both ends. 583 00:42:07,315 --> 00:42:10,782 So whoa, whoa, whoa, let's revisit this for a moment OK? 584 00:42:10,940 --> 00:42:13,156 What do you mean 'missed'? You want me to kill them? 585 00:42:13,314 --> 00:42:14,690 These are the dregs of society. 586 00:42:14,857 --> 00:42:17,028 They have no jobs, no family, you know what I'm saying? 587 00:42:17,190 --> 00:42:18,565 They make no contribution whatsoever. 588 00:42:18,732 --> 00:42:20,108 You think someone's gonna notice 589 00:42:20,274 --> 00:42:22,648 if they don't show up at the freeway exit ramp one day? 590 00:42:22,814 --> 00:42:24,860 I'm not killing anybody. You gone fucking crazy? 591 00:42:25,023 --> 00:42:26,898 You know what, maybe I am crazy. 592 00:42:27,064 --> 00:42:29,611 You show up, come back from the dead magically, 593 00:42:29,772 --> 00:42:32,693 soliciting my help to procure human blood so you don't rot. 594 00:42:32,856 --> 00:42:34,652 Yeah, crazy - reasonable explanation, 595 00:42:34,814 --> 00:42:37,439 Here we go, filthy meal coming up. 596 00:42:37,605 --> 00:42:40,401 Hey, there, pops, got some work for you for food. 597 00:42:40,563 --> 00:42:42,064 Oh, yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 598 00:42:42,230 --> 00:42:44,401 Why don't you hop in, OK? How about some money, man? 599 00:42:44,564 --> 00:42:46,064 Give me some money. No, no, no, no. 600 00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:48,979 We have food for you if you work for us, like the sign says - 601 00:42:49,146 --> 00:42:50,522 you know, the sign that you're holding? 602 00:42:50,688 --> 00:42:51,563 What? The sign. 603 00:42:51,730 --> 00:42:53,106 What? "Will work for food." 604 00:42:53,271 --> 00:42:55,567 Who the fuck do you think I am, your nigger?! 605 00:42:55,730 --> 00:42:57,479 Oh, wow. Get outta the car, white boy! 606 00:42:57,645 --> 00:42:59,396 Alright, alright. Alright. Outta the car! Put them up. 607 00:42:59,562 --> 00:43:00,529 OK 608 00:43:00,687 --> 00:43:02,563 Hey, will you work for food? 609 00:43:02,729 --> 00:43:06,070 I don't do that shit, man. Huh? 610 00:43:06,228 --> 00:43:08,024 I ain't no faggot, I don't do that shit. 611 00:43:08,186 --> 00:43:09,482 No, no, no, no, I... 612 00:43:09,645 --> 00:43:11,270 Hey, you're looking for Boystown - Santa Monica Boulevard. 613 00:43:11,437 --> 00:43:12,813 Now get the fuck out of here 614 00:43:12,979 --> 00:43:14,728 before I give you something else to think about. 615 00:43:14,894 --> 00:43:16,270 You faggot motherfucker! Whoa, whoa, whoa. 616 00:43:16,436 --> 00:43:17,812 Whoa! Whoa! Get the fuck off! 617 00:43:17,978 --> 00:43:20,354 This is working out great, Joe. 618 00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:23,565 What have you got next? I'm sorry, man. 619 00:43:23,728 --> 00:43:27,228 I mean, I'm surprised nobody responded to my Craigslist ad... 620 00:43:27,394 --> 00:43:29,861 What, really? Yeah. 621 00:43:30,020 --> 00:43:33,440 That surprises me. Everybody responds to those things. 622 00:43:33,601 --> 00:43:36,102 I know. Huh, what are you gonna do? 623 00:43:43,143 --> 00:43:45,018 ohm 624 00:43:45,184 --> 00:43:47,026 Jesus! 625 00:43:47,184 --> 00:43:49,731 Oh, what is wrong with you? 626 00:43:58,143 --> 00:43:59,938 Fuck. 627 00:44:01,475 --> 00:44:05,601 I don't know what that's about. We gotta figure it out soon. 628 00:44:05,767 --> 00:44:07,517 Hey, bro! Bro! Just wait a sec. 629 00:44:07,684 --> 00:44:09,900 Get in the car. You know what time it is? 630 00:44:10,058 --> 00:44:12,150 Get in the car. Start the car. 631 00:44:12,308 --> 00:44:15,934 No watch, Yeah, I think it's, like, 2:00, 632 00:44:16,100 --> 00:44:17,600 They're just closing up in there, so... 633 00:44:17,765 --> 00:44:20,232 Oh thanks. Thanks 634 00:44:20,391 --> 00:44:24,483 Hey, bro, you look kinda..kinda sick. I saw you throwing up. 635 00:44:24,641 --> 00:44:27,061 Ese, you alright? No, no. 636 00:44:27,223 --> 00:44:29,770 Actually, I lost my watch. Yeah, I got it, though. 637 00:44:29,932 --> 00:44:31,773 Oh. OK. Hey, let's go. 638 00:44:31,932 --> 00:44:34,772 Hey, man, I'm selling watches, ese, You wanna see these watches, man? 639 00:44:34,931 --> 00:44:37,557 You might like one. Hey, check this out. Give me your money, ese! 640 00:44:37,724 --> 00:44:38,974 Fuck. 641 00:44:39,140 --> 00:44:41,140 Look... 642 00:44:41,306 --> 00:44:43,477 Give me the money, ese! I don't have any money, man. 643 00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,264 Fuck you! I said give me your money. 644 00:44:45,431 --> 00:44:47,727 Fuck you, I don't have any money. 645 00:44:47,889 --> 00:44:50,480 We spent it all on hookers and blow! Ah! 646 00:44:50,639 --> 00:44:52,356 Hookers and blow, huh? 647 00:44:52,515 --> 00:44:53,889 Hookers and... 648 00:44:54,055 --> 00:44:56,522 Turn your punk ass around, ese. 649 00:44:58,222 --> 00:45:01,268 Hookers? You maricones are here for hookers? 650 00:45:01,431 --> 00:45:02,897 Pussy? That's right. 651 00:45:03,055 --> 00:45:04,521 Mexican pussy? 652 00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,430 What, you faggots can't find no pussy in Brentwood, 653 00:45:06,596 --> 00:45:08,188 you gotta come down here to my barrio? 654 00:45:08,347 --> 00:45:10,347 Do we really look like we're from Brentwood? 655 00:45:12,471 --> 00:45:15,221 Did you come down here for Mexican pussy or not'?! 656 00:45:15,388 --> 00:45:18,309 Would you please not point that fucking gun at me? 657 00:45:18,471 --> 00:45:20,345 Shut your fucking mouth! 658 00:45:20,512 --> 00:45:22,604 Did you come down here for Mexican choncha? 659 00:45:22,762 --> 00:45:25,888 No, we did not come down here for Mexican choncha. 660 00:45:26,054 --> 00:45:29,224 You didn't fuck no Mexican girls? No. 661 00:45:29,387 --> 00:45:31,762 No, we didn't fuck any Mexican girls. 662 00:45:31,928 --> 00:45:33,304 Why not? 663 00:45:33,470 --> 00:45:34,890 What? 664 00:45:35,053 --> 00:45:38,349 What, Mexican choncha is not good enough for you, huh, cracker? 665 00:45:38,511 --> 00:45:39,887 They don't smell right? No... 666 00:45:40,053 --> 00:45:41,803 They don't smell right, is that what you're saying? 667 00:45:41,970 --> 00:45:44,266 No, they smell great. Mexican... Mexican choncha smells great, 668 00:45:44,428 --> 00:45:46,473 Smells...smells good? Mexican women are beautiful. 669 00:45:46,635 --> 00:45:49,136 So you did come down here for some pussy, 670 00:45:49,302 --> 00:45:51,223 for some Mexican pussy. 671 00:45:53,011 --> 00:45:55,682 Hey, back up, ese! Back up! 672 00:45:55,844 --> 00:45:57,594 Holy shit! 673 00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,476 Holy shit! Bart! Back up, lime boy. 674 00:45:59,635 --> 00:46:01,011 You want two in you? No. 675 00:46:01,177 --> 00:46:04,347 You want two in you? 676 00:46:04,509 --> 00:46:05,930 Then give me your shit. OK- 677 00:46:06,093 --> 00:46:08,059 Let's go, Casper. Give me your shit. 678 00:46:13,467 --> 00:46:17,309 What the fuck? 679 00:46:18,759 --> 00:46:22,804 I fucking killed you, ese! 680 00:46:26,050 --> 00:46:27,426 Ah! 681 00:46:27,592 --> 00:46:29,638 I killed you, ese! 682 00:46:32,925 --> 00:46:34,550 Take that! 683 00:46:35,967 --> 00:46:37,558 Ese. 684 00:46:37,717 --> 00:46:41,058 Holy shit, Bart. You OK? 685 00:46:41,216 --> 00:46:42,682 Whoa. You alright? 686 00:46:42,841 --> 00:46:44,262 No. 687 00:46:44,425 --> 00:46:47,301 Dude, you got shot. A lot. 688 00:46:47,466 --> 00:46:50,965 Dude, he shot you with his gun. This is a trip! Look at you! 689 00:46:51,132 --> 00:46:53,883 Oh, my... Oh, yo, OK. Alright. Alright, we gotta... 690 00:46:54,049 --> 00:46:56,640 We gotta get outta here, dude, we gotta get outta here right now. 691 00:46:56,799 --> 00:46:59,140 What? We gotta go. Come on, we gotta go. 692 00:46:59,298 --> 00:47:01,219 Take him, take him. Get him, get him, get him. 693 00:47:01,382 --> 00:47:02,882 What are you talking about? We gotta go. 694 00:47:03,048 --> 00:47:05,844 You need him, trust me. Come on. Help me out, help me out. 695 00:47:06,007 --> 00:47:07,552 Jesus. 696 00:47:08,964 --> 00:47:10,510 Come on, get him. 697 00:47:12,131 --> 00:47:13,677 Ready? Go 698 00:47:18,131 --> 00:47:20,006 Alright, get him in there. 699 00:47:20,172 --> 00:47:22,797 Oh, daddy's gonna eat. 700 00:47:22,964 --> 00:47:25,884 Baby's gonna have a nice meal. 701 00:47:26,046 --> 00:47:27,843 Oh, my God, that ruled! 702 00:47:28,005 --> 00:47:31,552 Oh, my God, I can't even believe it! That is so awesome, buddy. 703 00:47:31,714 --> 00:47:33,509 You got dinner, buddy. Nice! 704 00:47:33,671 --> 00:47:36,013 Yeah, that gangbanging motherfucker 705 00:47:36,171 --> 00:47:39,513 fucked with the wrong fucking gringos, huh? 706 00:47:39,671 --> 00:47:42,342 You didn't see that one coming, did you, ese, huh? 707 00:47:42,504 --> 00:47:44,175 Maricón, huh? 708 00:47:44,337 --> 00:47:48,964 Yo, so suck him off or, you know, drink his blood. You know, do it. 709 00:47:49,129 --> 00:47:51,345 I...I don't know, man. 710 00:47:51,503 --> 00:47:54,004 Fucking drink his blood, Ban. Do it. 711 00:47:54,170 --> 00:47:57,011 You're wasting it. He's bleeding all over the seat. 712 00:47:57,170 --> 00:48:00,591 Jesus Christ. You know, he shot you! You know he shot you, right? 713 00:48:00,752 --> 00:48:03,128 He tried to kill you. It was us or him! 714 00:48:03,294 --> 00:48:05,010 Seriously, Bart! 715 00:48:05,169 --> 00:48:08,295 Dude, you're decom-fucking-posing, are you kidding? 716 00:48:08,461 --> 00:48:11,552 You're wasting away. Don't you wanna get better? 717 00:48:11,711 --> 00:48:13,303 Dude, you have no choice. 718 00:48:13,460 --> 00:48:16,007 Drink his blood. 719 00:48:25,794 --> 00:48:28,259 There you go. That's my guy. 720 00:48:28,418 --> 00:48:32,385 Look at that Oh! Oh, Jesus Christ 721 00:48:32,543 --> 00:48:35,135 Holy shit. 722 00:49:52,955 --> 00:49:56,001 We're gonna need more rocks. No, we got plenty of rocks. 723 00:49:56,162 --> 00:49:58,037 No, we got enough rocks to sink him 724 00:49:58,204 --> 00:50:00,250 but we don't got enough rocks to hold him down 725 00:50:00,413 --> 00:50:03,085 once his putrefying flesh starts to swell up with gas. 726 00:50:03,247 --> 00:50:06,792 Then he becomes a big, white fermented meat bobber 727 00:50:06,954 --> 00:50:09,125 bubbling up on the surface for all to see. 728 00:50:09,287 --> 00:50:10,787 We're gonna need more rocks. 729 00:50:10,954 --> 00:50:12,455 Where the fuck do you find this shit? 730 00:50:12,621 --> 00:50:14,120 I retain odd little titbits of information. 731 00:50:14,286 --> 00:50:16,127 Up and over. 732 00:50:31,662 --> 00:50:33,661 This is crazy, dude. 733 00:50:41,952 --> 00:50:44,078 God. 734 00:50:44,244 --> 00:50:47,461 OK, here we go. Yup, yup, yup. 735 00:50:54,576 --> 00:50:57,043 Oh, hi, Joey. See ya. 736 00:51:09,866 --> 00:51:11,412 Joey? 737 00:51:12,575 --> 00:51:14,120 Joey? 738 00:51:17,158 --> 00:51:18,703 Joey! 739 00:51:21,242 --> 00:51:22,867 Joey! 740 00:51:23,033 --> 00:51:24,658 Hey, Joey. 741 00:51:24,825 --> 00:51:27,666 Joey, I can see you in there. 742 00:51:27,824 --> 00:51:29,291 I'm naked. Oh, come on! 743 00:51:29,449 --> 00:51:31,791 From the waist down. Oh, come on, Joey, open the door. 744 00:51:31,950 --> 00:51:34,324 Hold on! Coming! 745 00:51:34,490 --> 00:51:36,116 Coming. Are you fucking kidding me? 746 00:51:39,116 --> 00:51:41,208 Joey, what are you doing? Come on! 747 00:51:41,366 --> 00:51:44,036 Oh. OK, you should knock more. 748 00:51:46,281 --> 00:51:47,657 Matty 749 00:51:47,824 --> 00:51:49,199 Janet 750 00:51:49,365 --> 00:51:53,206 The police came to my house. They said Barfs body's missing. 751 00:51:53,364 --> 00:51:57,706 My God, you're kidding? Save it, Joey. I already told her. 752 00:52:01,572 --> 00:52:02,947 What's going on? 753 00:52:03,114 --> 00:52:05,535 I wanted to tell you, I did, I did, 754 00:52:05,698 --> 00:52:07,915 but he didn't want me to tell anyone. 755 00:52:08,072 --> 00:52:10,948 I thought...l think maybe he was embarrassed. 756 00:52:11,114 --> 00:52:13,239 Are you sure you wanna do this? 757 00:52:19,071 --> 00:52:21,912 Oh, my God. 758 00:52:25,988 --> 00:52:28,408 it's a bit stuffy in here. 759 00:52:35,529 --> 00:52:37,245 Oh, my God. 760 00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:47,319 I don't believe it. 761 00:53:14,068 --> 00:53:15,693 why? 762 00:53:17,985 --> 00:53:21,451 Why? Why are you doing this to me? 763 00:53:21,609 --> 00:53:25,109 You fucking arsehole, I loved you. Why? 764 00:53:29,985 --> 00:53:31,825 Hes cold. 765 00:53:36,109 --> 00:53:39,030 We have to stop this. it's too hard. 766 00:53:39,191 --> 00:53:41,567 There are dark forces at play. 767 00:53:41,733 --> 00:53:43,324 We have to end this, now. 768 00:53:43,483 --> 00:53:45,233 Dark forces? 769 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:48,946 And what do you mean, 'end it'? She means cutoff his head. 770 00:53:49,108 --> 00:53:51,234 What'?! it's the only way, Janet. 771 00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,945 The...the only way to what? 772 00:53:53,108 --> 00:53:55,200 The only way to put his soul to rest. 773 00:53:55,358 --> 00:53:58,483 No! I wanna see him again. 774 00:53:59,816 --> 00:54:01,361 Has he Wed yet? 775 00:54:03,024 --> 00:54:04,569 What do you mean, 'killed'? 776 00:54:04,732 --> 00:54:08,482 He has to drink blood to survive, Janet. 777 00:54:08,648 --> 00:54:10,524 Has he Wed yet? 778 00:54:10,690 --> 00:54:14,862 You're not cu... You're not cutting off his head. 779 00:54:15,022 --> 00:54:17,398 This is insane. 780 00:54:17,564 --> 00:54:19,109 Has he killed yet, Joey? 781 00:54:19,272 --> 00:54:22,114 Joey?! A...a little bit. 782 00:54:24,106 --> 00:54:26,822 What? It was in self-defence. 783 00:54:26,981 --> 00:54:29,902 And did he drink his victim's blood? 784 00:54:30,064 --> 00:54:33,735 Um, yeah, he did do that. 785 00:54:33,896 --> 00:54:35,021 See? 786 00:54:35,188 --> 00:54:38,029 Janet, we have to put his soul at peace, 787 00:54:38,188 --> 00:54:39,655 You understand? 788 00:54:39,814 --> 00:54:41,610 He can't do it himself. it's up to us. 789 00:54:41,771 --> 00:54:44,318 No! You're not fucking touching him. 790 00:54:44,479 --> 00:54:47,481 You never liked him and you never wanted us to be together. 791 00:54:47,646 --> 00:54:49,568 Get out of here now! 792 00:54:49,729 --> 00:54:51,104 Go! All I wanna... 793 00:54:51,270 --> 00:54:54,487 Go! Go. 794 00:54:55,938 --> 00:54:58,313 Oh. That went well, I thought. 795 00:54:58,479 --> 00:55:01,399 That's...that's my room. 796 00:55:03,436 --> 00:55:06,687 So, did you come clean with your best pal? 797 00:55:06,853 --> 00:55:08,399 Beg your pardon? 798 00:55:12,687 --> 00:55:16,813 Perhaps there's more than one reason to 'give him peace'. 799 00:55:21,144 --> 00:55:22,940 Do the right thing, Joey. 800 00:55:25,186 --> 00:55:27,060 Fucking blow me, Matty. 801 00:55:39,102 --> 00:55:41,978 802 00:55:42,143 --> 00:55:44,813 803 00:55:44,976 --> 00:55:47,147 804 00:55:50,559 --> 00:55:53,058 805 00:55:53,225 --> 00:55:57,476 806 00:56:01,184 --> 00:56:03,729 807 00:56:04,849 --> 00:56:10,351 808 00:56:10,517 --> 00:56:12,141 Oh, my God. 809 00:56:12,307 --> 00:56:15,308 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 810 00:56:15,474 --> 00:56:17,600 Oh, my God, it's so good to see you. 811 00:56:17,766 --> 00:56:19,438 It's so good to see you too. 812 00:56:19,599 --> 00:56:21,644 How did you find out? 813 00:56:21,807 --> 00:56:24,933 I couldn't believe it when Mathilda told me, I... 814 00:56:25,099 --> 00:56:27,065 Oh, my God, look at your eyes. 815 00:56:27,224 --> 00:56:29,940 Oh, yeah. That's fucked up, right? 816 00:56:30,098 --> 00:56:32,315 I usually wear sunglasses. 817 00:56:35,265 --> 00:56:37,311 What the hell's going on? 818 00:56:37,473 --> 00:56:42,520 Oh, sometimes, I guess, people just rise from the dead. 819 00:56:46,181 --> 00:56:48,431 From the dead? Yeah. 820 00:56:50,014 --> 00:56:51,389 From the dead! 821 00:56:51,555 --> 00:56:54,351 822 00:56:57,972 --> 00:57:01,519 each day... 823 00:57:01,681 --> 00:57:04,272 I can't believe you'd do this to me. Baby... 824 00:57:04,430 --> 00:57:08,851 I had to bury you! I had to say goodbye. 825 00:57:09,013 --> 00:57:11,763 826 00:57:11,930 --> 00:57:16,555 827 00:57:17,679 --> 00:57:22,226 828 00:57:23,387 --> 00:57:28,388 829 00:57:31,511 --> 00:57:34,512 830 00:57:34,678 --> 00:57:37,099 831 00:57:37,261 --> 00:57:40,227 832 00:57:40,386 --> 00:57:45,512 833 00:57:45,678 --> 00:57:50,894 834 00:57:56,469 --> 00:57:59,264 So you're still not hungry or are you basically, like, nervous 835 00:57:59,426 --> 00:58:02,017 you're gonna puke everything up in a damned bloody mess? 836 00:58:02,176 --> 00:58:06,098 I'm not feeling very rubicund lately. Rubicund? 837 00:58:06,259 --> 00:58:08,350 Nice. That's a pretty gay word. 838 00:58:19,342 --> 00:58:21,138 Oh, you got your cell phone back, huh? 839 00:58:21,300 --> 00:58:25,017 Yep. Janet gave it back to me. What? 840 00:58:25,175 --> 00:58:27,516 She sent me a bunch of voicemails when I was dead. 841 00:58:27,675 --> 00:58:29,142 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 842 00:58:29,300 --> 00:58:30,766 Said she wanted to hear my voice. 843 00:58:30,925 --> 00:58:34,551 She pissed that you're not accepting her calls, sending her to voicemail? 844 00:58:35,924 --> 00:58:37,516 You're so fucked, man. Sorry. 845 00:58:37,675 --> 00:58:39,050 You just send her to voicemail. 846 00:58:39,216 --> 00:58:41,262 Where's the Quick-E-Mart man? I don't know. 847 00:58:43,465 --> 00:58:46,807 Oh. there he is Yes 848 00:58:48,590 --> 00:58:50,932 OK. You alright? 849 00:58:53,215 --> 00:58:55,716 That's a nice shirt. Great shin. 850 00:58:57,674 --> 00:59:01,390 Did you steal it from a Gypsy? Cowboy Gypsy? 851 00:59:01,547 --> 00:59:03,343 That's a great hat. 852 00:59:08,589 --> 00:59:10,305 Ohhh! 853 00:59:10,464 --> 00:59:12,055 Hey! What are you doing? 854 00:59:12,214 --> 00:59:14,214 You stupid white motherfuckers, 855 00:59:14,381 --> 00:59:16,598 you just walked into the wrong motherfucking liquor store. 856 00:59:16,756 --> 00:59:19,471 Put your white motherfucking heads on the motherfucking counter now! 857 00:59:19,630 --> 00:59:21,505 Get the fucking money out of the fucking machine 858 00:59:21,672 --> 00:59:23,218 and put it in the fucking bag! 859 00:59:23,380 --> 00:59:26,052 I hate fucking square-ass, tight-fuck white people like you. 860 00:59:26,214 --> 00:59:27,713 And I can't stand no slant-eyed, 861 00:59:27,879 --> 00:59:29,630 Chink-Nip motherfucker like you neither, 862 00:59:29,796 --> 00:59:32,513 Ge! the fucking money! Think I'm playing with you?! 863 00:59:32,672 --> 00:59:34,388 Give me that. Get your ass over there. 864 00:59:34,546 --> 00:59:37,421 What the fuck's wrong with you fuckers? 865 00:59:37,587 --> 00:59:40,134 On your knees! Put your hands behind your fucking head! 866 00:59:40,295 --> 00:59:41,716 Skimpy-ass yellow bastards. 867 00:59:41,879 --> 00:59:43,470 Anybody moves, I'll shoot 'em. 868 00:59:43,629 --> 00:59:46,674 Anybody makes a sound, guess what? I'm gonna shoot 'em! 869 00:59:48,212 --> 00:59:50,258 I'm glad you assholes came up in here, 870 00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:53,842 I didn't plan on busting up no white folks tonight, just gooks! 871 00:59:54,003 --> 00:59:56,594 But I always do over the white man when I get the opportunity. 872 00:59:56,753 --> 00:59:58,344 Fork it over, motherfucker! 873 00:59:58,503 --> 01:00:00,879 Put that fucking shit on the counter! Now! 874 01:00:01,045 --> 01:00:02,216 Yeah. 875 01:00:05,044 --> 01:00:07,340 Isn't that a little racist? What? 876 01:00:07,503 --> 01:00:09,094 Wh-what-what...what the fuck did you just say? 877 01:00:09,252 --> 01:00:12,127 You always do over the white man when you get the chance, 878 01:00:12,293 --> 01:00:13,669 that what you said? 879 01:00:13,835 --> 01:00:16,131 Fuck you! Look what you white folks did to my people. 880 01:00:16,293 --> 01:00:17,885 Look how you force down the black community! 881 01:00:18,044 --> 01:00:21,214 You specifically target someone based on their race, that's racism. 882 01:00:21,377 --> 01:00:23,252 Back me up on this, Joey. 883 01:00:23,418 --> 01:00:25,214 Yeah, back him up, motherfucker. 884 01:00:25,377 --> 01:00:29,094 Shit, are you kidding me, man? Are you fucking kidding me? 885 01:00:29,251 --> 01:00:32,251 "Moral consciousness implies a kind of scission, 886 01:00:32,343 --> 01:00:33,720 "a fracture of consciousness 887 01:00:33,886 --> 01:00:35,933 “into a bright part and an opposing black pan, 888 01:00:36,095 --> 01:00:38,845 “In order to achieve morality, it is essential that 889 01:00:39,012 --> 01:00:41,684 “the black, the dark, the Negro vanish from consciousness. 890 01:00:41,846 --> 01:00:45,564 “Hence a Negro is forever in combat with his own image." Frantz Fanon. 891 01:00:45,722 --> 01:00:48,269 Louis Farrakhan said, “Anarchy may await America 892 01:00:48,431 --> 01:00:50,978 “due to the daily injustices suffered by the people." 893 01:00:51,139 --> 01:00:53,811 I'm doing my part to manifest that anarchy, brother, 894 01:00:53,973 --> 01:00:55,393 and free all people. 895 01:00:55,556 --> 01:00:58,183 But you ain't gonna see that freedom because you're gonna be a casualty 896 01:00:58,349 --> 01:01:00,442 of the anarchy that brings it into being! 897 01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:02,522 And the fucking slope goes first. 898 01:01:02,683 --> 01:01:05,309 No. Don't, don't. I don't wanna die. 899 01:01:05,475 --> 01:01:07,146 Don't, don't, don't shoot me, please. 900 01:01:07,309 --> 01:01:09,686 What the fuck is with that shit? I think he fainted. 901 01:01:09,851 --> 01:01:11,068 Fainted? 902 01:01:11,226 --> 01:01:13,977 Shut the fuck up, gook! I said, “Shut the fuck up!” 903 01:01:14,144 --> 01:01:16,190 Alright, say goodbye, motherfucker. Don't, man. 904 01:01:16,352 --> 01:01:18,728 No, don't kill me, Don't kill me. Fuck! Fuck! Oh! 905 01:01:18,895 --> 01:01:20,362 Fuck, fuck. 906 01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:23,817 You wanna be a fucking hero? I don't wanna die. Shit! 907 01:01:23,979 --> 01:01:26,696 Oh, fuck, fuck. I don't wanna die. 908 01:01:37,940 --> 01:01:39,816 Oh, fuck. 909 01:01:39,982 --> 01:01:41,904 Oh, fuck. Oh, shit. 910 01:01:42,066 --> 01:01:44,613 He was shot. 911 01:01:44,775 --> 01:01:47,743 Dude, what happened, dude? 912 01:01:47,902 --> 01:01:51,402 What the fuck? Oh, I got...l got shot. 913 01:01:51,568 --> 01:01:54,070 Oh, hurting. 914 01:01:54,236 --> 01:01:57,906 Fucking Jesus, it hurts. You should see your chest. Is it OK? 915 01:01:58,069 --> 01:01:59,490 ls it real? 916 01:01:59,653 --> 01:02:02,370 Oh, fuck. What the fuck happened? 917 01:02:02,529 --> 01:02:04,621 What? I don't get it- 918 01:02:05,946 --> 01:02:08,117 He's dead. Yeah? 919 01:02:08,279 --> 01:02:09,996 Fuck you. I say, “Fuck you.” Yeah. 920 01:02:10,155 --> 01:02:11,906 That teaches you to fuck with me. Yeah, baby. 921 01:02:12,072 --> 01:02:15,495 Yeah, I can't... I can't talk right now, OK? 922 01:02:15,656 --> 01:02:19,078 - Yeah, I'm just too busy. - Asshole! Fucking asshole. 923 01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:21,583 I'm too busy to tell you why I'm busy. 924 01:02:21,742 --> 01:02:24,242 Teach you to fuck with me. OK? I gotta go. 925 01:02:24,408 --> 01:02:26,659 OK, I'll talk to you later. 926 01:02:26,825 --> 01:02:28,450 Martin Luther King is rolling in his grave. 927 01:02:28,617 --> 01:02:30,039 Yeah, I will. You asshole. 928 01:02:30,201 --> 01:02:32,542 You're a disgrace to the black man. OK. OK, gotta go. 929 01:02:32,701 --> 01:02:34,327 Don't you fucking get it, you punk? OK. 930 01:02:34,493 --> 01:02:37,244 OK, baby. 'Bye, I don't believe it. 931 01:02:37,411 --> 01:02:39,754 I'm a-fucking-live, alive! Anything in the fucking store you want. 932 01:02:39,911 --> 01:02:41,629 Please, take it, take it. Anything. 933 01:02:41,787 --> 01:02:45,208 Please, please, here. For free. Take it, for free. 934 01:02:45,370 --> 01:02:46,916 OK, yeah. You saved my life! 935 01:02:47,079 --> 01:02:48,829 You saved my life! Yep. 936 01:02:56,624 --> 01:02:58,374 Eww. 937 01:03:02,583 --> 01:03:04,175 Whoa 938 01:03:04,333 --> 01:03:06,426 Bart look at this fucker 939 01:03:06,584 --> 01:03:09,505 Look at that shit. You fucking kidding me? 940 01:03:13,126 --> 01:03:15,253 Oh, score. 941 01:03:15,419 --> 01:03:17,761 Huh? 942 01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:19,636 Uh-huh 943 01:03:33,715 --> 01:03:36,465 T-take out $300, make it fucking snappy. 944 01:03:37,757 --> 01:03:40,724 M-machine w-won't take my card. 945 01:03:41,841 --> 01:03:43,512 Don't fucking fuck with me, man. 946 01:03:43,674 --> 01:03:45,641 I want $300 or they're gonna be 947 01:03:45,799 --> 01:03:49,221 wiping up your fucking frontal lobe off that machine in the AM. 948 01:03:49,384 --> 01:03:53,430 It-it's not my card. I-I stole it. It's not mine. 949 01:03:53,594 --> 01:03:56,435 Shut up! You think I'm fucking stupid? 950 01:03:56,594 --> 01:03:59,812 I'm gonna count to three... No, I'm gonna count to Eve. 951 01:03:59,970 --> 01:04:05,347 Alright? And if I don't have 300 bucks, kaboom, you're dead. 952 01:04:05,511 --> 01:04:08,013 One. Two. 953 01:04:08,180 --> 01:04:10,351 Three. Four. 954 01:04:12,348 --> 01:04:15,770 Drop the fucking gun lickity-fucking-split. 955 01:04:18,599 --> 01:04:21,475 Move and the geek gets it. OK. 956 01:04:21,641 --> 01:04:25,733 I'm gonna count to three. No, I'm gonna count to five. 957 01:04:25,891 --> 01:04:29,938 And if you don't drop the gun, kaboom. 958 01:04:31,476 --> 01:04:33,022 One. 959 01:04:40,936 --> 01:04:42,653 Motherfuck... 960 01:04:43,937 --> 01:04:46,688 - No! Help! Help! - Shut up! 961 01:04:46,853 --> 01:04:49,355 Oh, go away. Oh, God, help. 962 01:04:49,521 --> 01:04:51,739 Help me. Somebody, help me. Shut up! 963 01:04:51,897 --> 01:04:53,523 I know what you're thinking. 964 01:04:54,897 --> 01:04:57,524 Did he tire six shots or only Eve? 965 01:04:57,690 --> 01:04:59,315 Well, to tell you the truth, 966 01:04:59,481 --> 01:05:02,074 in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself, 967 01:05:02,232 --> 01:05:04,153 But seeing as this is a .44 Magnum, 968 01:05:04,316 --> 01:05:06,283 the the most powerful hand gun in the world, 969 01:05:06,442 --> 01:05:08,113 would blow your head clean off... 970 01:05:08,275 --> 01:05:10,150 Oh! Ohh! 971 01:05:10,317 --> 01:05:13,158 Oh, you can't... 972 01:05:18,195 --> 01:05:20,911 That's not a .44 Magnum. 973 01:05:21,070 --> 01:05:23,662 So you've got to ask yourself a question, 974 01:05:27,779 --> 01:05:29,530 "Do I feel lucky?" 975 01:05:33,073 --> 01:05:35,744 Well, do ya...punk? 976 01:05:35,906 --> 01:05:37,656 Fuck you. 977 01:05:41,324 --> 01:05:43,915 Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you so much, 978 01:05:44,074 --> 01:05:45,825 How can I ever thank you? 979 01:05:47,951 --> 01:05:49,997 Well... 980 01:05:52,201 --> 01:05:57,203 Oh, my God, dude. Holy God. This looks fun. 981 01:06:07,996 --> 01:06:10,746 Oh, fu... 982 01:06:13,621 --> 01:06:16,214 It smells like pure gasoline. Are you kidding me? 983 01:06:16,373 --> 01:06:19,544 Oi. What did you say, little brown rabbit? 984 01:06:21,290 --> 01:06:23,211 .. what local law enforcement 985 01:06:23,374 --> 01:06:25,090 is calling a vigilante gunslinger 986 01:06:25,248 --> 01:06:27,170 sends cheers through the local community, 987 01:06:27,333 --> 01:06:29,880 For the full story we go to Anita Chung, 988 01:06:30,042 --> 01:06:31,963 Convenient Mart owner Marty Kim, 989 01:06:32,125 --> 01:06:34,922 whose business has been plagued by hate crimes and vandalism 990 01:06:35,085 --> 01:06:37,381 ever since the latest Laker riots in June, 991 01:06:37,543 --> 01:06:40,168 claims that the gunslingers saved his life. 992 01:06:40,335 --> 01:06:42,928 My business has been plagued by crime, yes. 993 01:06:43,086 --> 01:06:44,507 My wife and I can't sleep 994 01:06:44,670 --> 01:06:48,138 without worrying about what's gonna get broken or stolen 995 01:06:48,295 --> 01:06:50,012 until these gunslinger boys. 996 01:06:50,171 --> 01:06:52,217 Police say these men are criminals 997 01:06:52,380 --> 01:06:53,881 and need to be subdued and prosecuted 998 01:06:54,047 --> 01:06:55,548 before they can strike again, 999 01:06:55,713 --> 01:06:57,839 Will you help the cops with their investigation? 1000 01:06:58,005 --> 01:07:00,132 Why do they need to be prosecuted? 1001 01:07:00,298 --> 01:07:01,970 They saved my life, 1002 01:07:02,131 --> 01:07:04,473 How can you explain the fact that the victims have been found 1003 01:07:04,632 --> 01:07:06,349 with all the blood drained from their bodies? 1004 01:07:06,508 --> 01:07:10,805 What blood? I don? see any blood, 1005 01:07:10,967 --> 01:07:14,310 Anita Chung, reporting to you live from Koreatown. Back to you. 1006 01:07:14,468 --> 01:07:20,220 Vigilante gunslingers. How fucking cool is that, dude? 1007 01:07:20,386 --> 01:07:25,808 To protect the innocent, to serve justice, truth, vengeance, 1008 01:07:25,970 --> 01:07:27,437 the American way. 1009 01:07:27,595 --> 01:07:31,062 Oh, my God, we're like... We're like cowboys. 1010 01:07:31,221 --> 01:07:33,564 We're like vampire superheroes. 1011 01:07:33,721 --> 01:07:36,972 Maybe... I think maybe, like, maybe you could make me a vampire. Right? 1012 01:07:37,138 --> 01:07:40,264 I mean, like, I'll drink your blood or you drink my blood, you know, 1013 01:07:40,430 --> 01:07:44,103 whatever we have to do to give me the dark gift. 1014 01:07:44,264 --> 01:07:46,812 “The dark gift?” 1015 01:07:48,183 --> 01:07:51,900 The dark gift? The dark gift? 1016 01:07:56,017 --> 01:08:00,190 The dark gift? The dark gift. Yeah. 1017 01:08:00,352 --> 01:08:03,570 The dark gift. The dark gift. 1018 01:08:03,728 --> 01:08:09,105 Yeah, Yeah, I could give you the dark gift. The dark gift. 1019 01:08:09,270 --> 01:08:12,861 The dark gift? Yeah, man, that would be great. 1020 01:08:13,020 --> 01:08:14,818 OK, I'm in a happy place. 1021 01:08:14,980 --> 01:08:18,323 We're on TV. This is cool. And now you're shitting on me with sarcasm, 1022 01:08:18,481 --> 01:08:22,323 OK? So fuck off. You're a dick. 1023 01:08:22,481 --> 01:08:24,074 Say 'dark gift' again. The dark gift. 1024 01:08:24,233 --> 01:08:26,199 You're a child, and now I'm gonna go masturbate 1025 01:08:26,358 --> 01:08:28,529 to pictures of your mom, which I have. 1026 01:08:54,405 --> 01:08:58,032 Go get 'em, tiger. Go get 'em, daddy. 1027 01:08:58,197 --> 01:09:01,199 There you go. Go on. 1028 01:09:03,449 --> 01:09:05,665 Oh, that's not good. Oh, God. 1029 01:09:09,575 --> 01:09:11,621 Here I come. I'm coming. 1030 01:09:13,282 --> 01:09:15,125 Freeze, you fuckers. 1031 01:09:31,412 --> 01:09:35,380 Oh God. Fuck 1032 01:09:41,831 --> 01:09:43,672 You're OK. You're OK. 1033 01:09:43,831 --> 01:09:45,753 Listen, we've just got to get to the car, 1034 01:09:45,914 --> 01:09:48,508 Come on. 1035 01:09:48,667 --> 01:09:51,213 Oh, fuck. 1036 01:09:51,375 --> 01:09:54,593 Oh fuck 1037 01:09:54,750 --> 01:09:56,672 You hang on, buddy. God! 1038 01:09:56,835 --> 01:09:58,961 Hang on, Joey. You're gonna be OK, OK? 1039 01:09:59,127 --> 01:10:00,593 I'm bleeding to death. 1040 01:10:00,750 --> 01:10:02,218 You gotta hurry, Bart. 1041 01:10:02,377 --> 01:10:04,719 You gotta hurry, man. 1042 01:10:04,876 --> 01:10:06,877 Do not think about the pain, buddy. 1043 01:10:07,044 --> 01:10:08,795 Don't let me die, Bart. 1044 01:10:08,962 --> 01:10:10,337 You stay... I won't let you die. 1045 01:10:10,503 --> 01:10:12,470 OK? You stay with me. Bullets everywhere! 1046 01:10:12,629 --> 01:10:17,677 Oh. fuck. I'm in trouble, dude. 1047 01:10:17,839 --> 01:10:20,931 Oh, my God. 1048 01:10:21,089 --> 01:10:25,010 I had dreams. I had fucking... We had dreams. 1049 01:10:25,172 --> 01:10:27,424 We didn’t do shit. 1050 01:10:27,591 --> 01:10:32,093 We didn't do a fucking thing. Now it's too late. 1051 01:10:32,259 --> 01:10:36,681 It's not over, buddy. It's not over. You're gonna be fine, alright? 1052 01:10:36,842 --> 01:10:39,185 We're gonna get you to the hospital and get you patched up. 1053 01:10:39,343 --> 01:10:40,843 OK? They're gonna fix you right up. 1054 01:10:41,010 --> 01:10:43,386 We're gonna fucking do everything we always talked about, man. 1055 01:10:43,552 --> 01:10:44,973 We'll make things happen, alright? 1056 01:10:45,136 --> 01:10:48,013 Don't leave me. 1057 01:10:48,177 --> 01:10:50,019 Fuck! Where's this fucking hospital? 1058 01:10:50,178 --> 01:10:53,271 Are you lost? You can't End the hospital? 1059 01:10:53,429 --> 01:10:56,601 I'm not lost. I'm not lost. It's right up here on the... 1060 01:10:56,763 --> 01:10:58,889 Fuck! 1061 01:10:59,055 --> 01:11:01,055 - I'm gonna die. - Keep talking. 1062 01:11:01,222 --> 01:11:04,815 I'm gonna die in the front seat of this bullshit car. 1063 01:11:04,974 --> 01:11:09,725 Joey, hang on, Joey, hang on. You fucking hang on! 1064 01:11:09,890 --> 01:11:12,562 Joey? Joey? 1065 01:11:15,808 --> 01:11:19,686 Joey? Joey, don't do this to me. Joey! 1066 01:11:19,851 --> 01:11:21,852 Fuck. 1067 01:11:57,276 --> 01:12:01,368 We gotcha. You're gonna be just fine. 1068 01:12:25,156 --> 01:12:26,953 Coming up, the World Health Organisation 1069 01:12:27,115 --> 01:12:29,582 has quarantined the international terminal at LAX 1070 01:12:29,741 --> 01:12:33,038 following criticism that local authorities have not done enough... 1071 01:12:33,199 --> 01:12:34,666 ...to stop the spread... 1072 01:12:37,617 --> 01:12:39,288 Hot. 1073 01:12:39,451 --> 01:12:42,793 Hey! Hey, pal. 1074 01:12:42,951 --> 01:12:46,078 Oh, fu... 1075 01:12:49,910 --> 01:12:52,037 You gotta be kidding me. 1076 01:12:52,203 --> 01:12:54,829 Should have chopped off my head while you had the chance. 1077 01:12:54,995 --> 01:12:57,167 No fucking shit, man. 1078 01:13:07,123 --> 01:13:10,966 1505 South Wooster. An upstairs duplex. 1079 01:13:11,124 --> 01:13:14,421 Code 2 incident. 5401-RD-859. 1080 01:13:14,583 --> 01:13:17,505 You ready? Ready, teddy. 1081 01:13:26,252 --> 01:13:30,754 Drop the gun. Drop it. Drop it, fucker. 1082 01:14:20,221 --> 01:14:21,641 In continuing crime team coverage, 1083 01:14:21,804 --> 01:14:25,557 the vigilante gunslingers saved the day again. 1084 01:14:25,723 --> 01:14:31,020 Death toll rises as search for local crime-fighting outlaws intensities. 1085 01:14:31,182 --> 01:14:32,933 One woman relates her harrowing experience 1086 01:14:33,100 --> 01:14:35,350 in the hands of the vigilante gunslingers. 1087 01:14:35,516 --> 01:14:39,017 Find out how vigilantism affects your credit standing. 1088 01:14:39,184 --> 01:14:40,775 And finally, in the Sky 7 investigative team's 1089 01:14:40,933 --> 01:14:44,855 continuing live team coverage of the vigilante gunslingers, Clue Watch, 1090 01:14:45,018 --> 01:14:48,316 local Southland investigators claim they have a break in the case, 1091 01:14:48,478 --> 01:14:51,194 leading them to the true identities of the gunslingers. 1092 01:14:51,352 --> 01:14:53,900 Surveillance video outside a Super Puffs hot dog stand 1093 01:14:54,063 --> 01:14:56,280 appears to show the suspects exiting the crime scene 1094 01:14:56,438 --> 01:14:59,359 and then performing reckless manoeuvres in their getaway vehicle 1095 01:14:59,521 --> 01:15:00,987 before making their escape. 1096 01:15:01,146 --> 01:15:02,739 Police now are looking for leads 1097 01:15:02,897 --> 01:15:04,398 from anyone who might have seen the suspects 1098 01:15:04,564 --> 01:15:09,112 driving a late model Camaro with a surfboard on the roof. 1099 01:15:52,365 --> 01:15:54,956 1100 01:15:55,991 --> 01:15:58,663 1101 01:15:58,824 --> 01:16:00,791 1102 01:16:00,949 --> 01:16:03,451 1103 01:16:05,077 --> 01:16:07,953 1104 01:16:08,119 --> 01:16:10,869 1105 01:16:11,036 --> 01:16:14,082 1106 01:16:14,245 --> 01:16:16,291 1107 01:16:17,412 --> 01:16:21,209 inside youn.. 1108 01:16:34,832 --> 01:16:36,673 Oh, yes. 1109 01:16:36,832 --> 01:16:41,335 Oh, my God. There's a shitload of coke here, dude. 1110 01:16:42,459 --> 01:16:47,837 Oh, dude! Holy shit. What a haul. 1111 01:16:48,002 --> 01:16:52,549 Oh, my God. Oh, dude. Oh, God. 1112 01:16:52,710 --> 01:16:56,258 Oh. 1113 01:17:02,047 --> 01:17:03,843 - Shit. - What's the matter? 1114 01:17:04,005 --> 01:17:05,847 These guys are cops, man. 1115 01:17:06,006 --> 01:17:08,722 No shit? Yeah. 1116 01:17:10,340 --> 01:17:12,012 What are you doing? What's it look like? 1117 01:17:12,174 --> 01:17:13,719 I'm trying to give him CPR. 1118 01:17:13,881 --> 01:17:16,303 Yeah, I think I can save this one right here. 1119 01:17:16,466 --> 01:17:19,637 Mmm. Oh, yeah. Oh, he's coming around. Mmm. 1120 01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:22,927 Oh, I think I can save him. No. No. He's dead. 1121 01:17:23,093 --> 01:17:25,764 Quit screwing around, fuck-ass. These guys are cops. Did you hear me? 1122 01:17:25,926 --> 01:17:28,803 Yeah, they're cops. So what? OK? 1123 01:17:28,968 --> 01:17:32,139 The most corrupt dirtbag fucks of this society. Jesus, 1124 01:17:32,302 --> 01:17:33,927 What do you think they're doing here, huh? 1125 01:17:34,094 --> 01:17:36,221 Do you think they're good-guy drug dealer cops? 1126 01:17:36,386 --> 01:17:38,012 What's your fucking deal anyway? It isn't right. 1127 01:17:38,178 --> 01:17:41,430 They were drug dealers. You love drugs. 1128 01:17:44,180 --> 01:17:46,851 What about the children? it's the children that suffer here. 1129 01:17:47,013 --> 01:17:48,639 You should think of the children 1130 01:17:57,141 --> 01:17:59,892 What the fuck? 1131 01:18:00,059 --> 01:18:02,059 Matty? 1132 01:18:02,226 --> 01:18:04,851 What the hell are you doing here, Matty? 1133 01:18:05,017 --> 01:18:10,190 Well, you must be the vigilante gunslingers. 1134 01:18:10,352 --> 01:18:12,694 Some pretty dope motherfuckers, huh? 1135 01:18:12,852 --> 01:18:15,728 Jesus Christ, Matty. it's been a long time. 1136 01:18:15,894 --> 01:18:21,148 Yeah, I haven't seen you for a while...upright, anyway. 1137 01:18:21,313 --> 01:18:23,779 How you been? 1138 01:18:23,938 --> 01:18:28,315 Good. Fine. You? 1139 01:18:28,481 --> 01:18:30,573 Same ol', same ol'. 1140 01:18:31,898 --> 01:18:37,276 So, what's it like dying and then coming back? 1141 01:18:37,440 --> 01:18:39,816 I can't say it exactly rules. 1142 01:18:45,568 --> 01:18:50,820 Are you fucking serious? You sucked your best friends blood? 1143 01:18:50,985 --> 01:18:53,202 It's not like that. I was trying to save his life. 1144 01:18:53,361 --> 01:18:55,862 Oh, well, good work. Now you're both ghouls. 1145 01:18:56,028 --> 01:18:58,824 I warned you. I told you to cut off his head. 1146 01:18:58,986 --> 01:19:00,702 But no, you knew everything, didn't you? 1147 01:19:00,861 --> 01:19:05,204 Alright. Alright. Fine. OK? What the fuck are you doing here? 1148 01:19:05,363 --> 01:19:08,911 I followed you. I've been watching you. 1149 01:19:09,072 --> 01:19:11,164 I know what you're doing. 1150 01:19:11,322 --> 01:19:13,539 And now Janet will too. No. You can't tell Janet. 1151 01:19:13,698 --> 01:19:18,574 Janet, the police, the evening news... I'm telling fucking Oprah. 1152 01:19:18,740 --> 01:19:22,709 It's not fair what you're doing to her. You know she still loves you. 1153 01:19:22,866 --> 01:19:25,992 She thinks there's hope. She thinks there's a cure. 1154 01:19:26,159 --> 01:19:28,285 She's still trying to work it out with you, 1155 01:19:28,451 --> 01:19:31,998 with her deadbeat, dead boyfriend. 1156 01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:37,128 Just let her go, Ban. Let her get on with her life. 1157 01:19:37,286 --> 01:19:42,254 You've got to let me tell her. Matty, please just give me that. 1158 01:19:42,412 --> 01:19:46,163 No Game over 1159 01:19:46,329 --> 01:19:52,173 Cops, Janet, and when the sun comes up, heads off. 1160 01:19:53,706 --> 01:19:55,378 Matty! 1161 01:19:57,873 --> 01:19:59,966 I will shoot you. 1162 01:20:01,208 --> 01:20:03,505 Joey, don't. 1163 01:20:04,542 --> 01:20:06,963 Matty, I'll shoot you. 1164 01:20:07,126 --> 01:20:08,877 Joey? 1165 01:20:10,376 --> 01:20:11,753 No, you won't. 1166 01:20:19,670 --> 01:20:21,342 The fuck? 1167 01:20:21,504 --> 01:20:23,630 You heard her. What the fuck! 1168 01:20:23,796 --> 01:20:25,796 Well, she said she was gonna go to the cops. 1169 01:20:25,964 --> 01:20:27,588 It's Matty. 1170 01:20:27,754 --> 01:20:29,380 Yeah, it's Matty, OK? 1171 01:20:29,547 --> 01:20:31,173 The witch freak... Just fuck up. 1172 01:20:31,339 --> 01:20:33,589 ..who had a lesbo crush on your girlfriend, 1173 01:20:33,755 --> 01:20:35,428 who was gonna go to the cops. 1174 01:20:35,590 --> 01:20:40,763 Joey, you're such a dick. 1175 01:20:46,508 --> 01:20:49,976 Fuck Matty. Fuck Matty, dude. 1176 01:20:50,135 --> 01:20:52,101 Fuck her. Fuck her. She was a... 1177 01:20:52,260 --> 01:20:54,726 She was gonna go to the fucking cops. I fucking shot her. 1178 01:20:54,885 --> 01:20:56,761 Fuck her. You're fucking welcome. 1179 01:20:56,928 --> 01:20:58,428 You're just fucking pissed. it's ringing. Shut up. 1180 01:20:58,594 --> 01:21:00,765 I had the fucking balls to do something that you couldn't... 1181 01:21:00,928 --> 01:21:03,770 Please, dude. "fucking do ever. 1182 01:21:04,887 --> 01:21:06,808 You're such a pussy. Fuck! Voicemail. 1183 01:21:06,971 --> 01:21:09,349 Yeah, she's probably on the fucking phone with the cops right now, 1184 01:21:09,514 --> 01:21:11,607 so we gotta get the fuck out of Dodge 1185 01:21:11,764 --> 01:21:14,641 and get the fuck out of here before the sun rises. 1186 01:21:20,099 --> 01:21:21,941 What the fuck are you doing? Where are we? 1187 01:21:22,100 --> 01:21:23,817 Just get everything you can at home, OK? 1188 01:21:23,976 --> 01:21:25,646 Pack everything you can into one bag. 1189 01:21:25,809 --> 01:21:27,185 What are you talking about? 1190 01:21:27,351 --> 01:21:29,226 Or don't pack, alright? Don't pack. I don't care. 1191 01:21:29,393 --> 01:21:31,813 Just meet me at home, alright? I got a plan. 1192 01:21:31,977 --> 01:21:33,478 Plan? 1193 01:21:33,643 --> 01:21:35,269 It's a surprise, OK? Yeah. 1194 01:21:35,435 --> 01:21:38,232 Look, you're gonna love it. Just meet me at home in 30 minutes, OK? 1195 01:21:38,395 --> 01:21:40,111 30 minutes. Don't be late 1196 01:21:47,272 --> 01:21:48,817 Look, I don't know what Mathilda told you... 1197 01:21:48,980 --> 01:21:51,731 Don't. Just don't. 1198 01:21:51,896 --> 01:21:54,444 What? Stop it, Bart, 1199 01:21:54,605 --> 01:21:56,606 Yeah, they're cops, 1200 01:21:56,774 --> 01:21:58,866 So what? OK? The most corrupt dirtbag... 1201 01:21:59,024 --> 01:22:01,740 They were drug dealers, Janet. 1202 01:22:01,899 --> 01:22:03,400 Joey's a drug dealer. 1203 01:22:03,566 --> 01:22:07,159 No, it's not the same thing. it's not the same thing at all. 1204 01:22:07,317 --> 01:22:09,239 These people... They had guns. They had weapons. 1205 01:22:09,402 --> 01:22:10,901 Oh, so it was self-defence? 1206 01:22:11,067 --> 01:22:12,908 Yeah. 1207 01:22:13,067 --> 01:22:14,444 Yes, it was. Well, then, why... 1208 01:22:14,610 --> 01:22:19,112 We need to drink blood, Janet. I need to. 1209 01:22:19,277 --> 01:22:22,449 Don't you get that? If I don't get blood I will decompose, 1210 01:22:22,611 --> 01:22:24,363 I'll rot. You can use me. 1211 01:22:24,529 --> 01:22:26,371 What? 1212 01:22:29,947 --> 01:22:32,539 I mean, you won't kill me, right? 1213 01:22:33,613 --> 01:22:36,082 But you can get by just on me, can't you? 1214 01:22:36,240 --> 01:22:37,615 You have no idea what you're saying. 1215 01:22:37,781 --> 01:22:39,998 I just want us to be together. Don't do this, alright? 1216 01:22:40,158 --> 01:22:42,410 I want you to stay so we can be together. 1217 01:22:43,449 --> 01:22:45,541 You don't understand. 1218 01:22:47,450 --> 01:22:48,826 Come on. 1219 01:22:48,992 --> 01:22:50,835 Please don't do this. Please don't. 1220 01:22:50,993 --> 01:22:53,710 Just take a little, just enough. 1221 01:22:57,994 --> 01:23:00,416 I want you to, baby. 1222 01:24:01,507 --> 01:24:04,805 Oh, God. 1223 01:24:25,052 --> 01:24:26,554 What the fuck is that? 1224 01:24:26,721 --> 01:24:32,269 It's our new recreational vehicle. Yeah! 1225 01:24:32,430 --> 01:24:37,227 Big, roomy, 472 big block under the hood. 1226 01:24:37,389 --> 01:24:40,516 Oh, a killer AC so that the corpses don't get too ripe, 1227 01:24:40,682 --> 01:24:44,900 I personally installed a 12-disc CD changer MP3 player, 1228 01:24:45,058 --> 01:24:47,308 so the tunes, they're covered. 1229 01:24:47,474 --> 01:24:51,850 The style is apropos, I'd say, and check it out. 1230 01:24:52,017 --> 01:24:53,768 Yeah! 1231 01:24:55,767 --> 01:24:59,611 I'm thinking Las Vegas. Huh? Me and you go to Vegas. 1232 01:24:59,769 --> 01:25:01,895 It's open all night long. 1233 01:25:02,060 --> 01:25:06,358 Restaurants, gambling, shows, showgirls... 1234 01:25:06,520 --> 01:25:07,941 The night-life, baby! 1235 01:25:08,104 --> 01:25:09,479 And then in the morning 1236 01:25:09,645 --> 01:25:13,398 we retire to the luxury and safety of our two-coffin suite. 1237 01:25:13,564 --> 01:25:16,690 Yeah! What do you think, huh? 1238 01:25:16,856 --> 01:25:21,450 Oh, an endless bevy of bodacious apple-bottomed booty, 1239 01:25:21,607 --> 01:25:23,984 a lifetime of debauchery. 1240 01:25:24,150 --> 01:25:27,867 The vigilante gunslingers do Las Vegas. 1241 01:25:28,025 --> 01:25:29,571 What's the problem? 1242 01:25:29,734 --> 01:25:32,201 What is it? Janet. 1243 01:25:32,359 --> 01:25:33,904 What about Janet? 1244 01:25:35,444 --> 01:25:37,536 I didn't mean to. What happened to Janet? Huh? 1245 01:25:37,694 --> 01:25:40,240 What happened to Janet? She wanted me to do it. 1246 01:25:40,402 --> 01:25:42,994 She... She begged me to do it and I... I got carried away. 1247 01:25:43,153 --> 01:25:47,951 What did you do, Bart? What did you do to Janet, Bart? 1248 01:25:48,987 --> 01:25:53,615 You asshole. You stupid cunt. 1249 01:25:55,697 --> 01:25:57,369 What's the matter with you? 1250 01:25:57,530 --> 01:25:58,952 It wasn't my fault. 1251 01:25:59,114 --> 01:26:03,536 She wanted me to do it. It was a fucking accident. 1252 01:26:08,575 --> 01:26:14,168 Well, you are going to have to cutoff her head. 1253 01:26:16,451 --> 01:26:17,953 What? 1254 01:26:18,118 --> 01:26:21,166 You want her to be like us? Is that what you want? 1255 01:26:21,328 --> 01:26:23,079 You want her to come back from the dead 1256 01:26:23,245 --> 01:26:27,213 and roam the earth in search of human blood? 1257 01:26:28,579 --> 01:26:30,954 You don't have self-control. 1258 01:26:31,121 --> 01:26:35,167 She loves you and you use her for food. 1259 01:26:36,914 --> 01:26:40,632 You are such an asshole. 1260 01:26:48,499 --> 01:26:50,171 I slept with her. 1261 01:26:50,334 --> 01:26:52,084 What? 1262 01:26:52,250 --> 01:26:55,171 I fucked Janet after your funeral. 1263 01:26:55,334 --> 01:26:59,461 She was looking for a shoulder to cry on and I fucked her. 1264 01:27:02,253 --> 01:27:03,877 You? 1265 01:27:04,044 --> 01:27:08,297 Bullshit. Bull-fucking-shit. Fuck you. 1266 01:27:10,546 --> 01:27:12,592 She was all over me, dude. 1267 01:27:13,671 --> 01:27:16,047 She was all over me, dude. 1268 01:27:16,213 --> 01:27:21,012 We came back here, got drunk, and then we screwed. 1269 01:27:21,174 --> 01:27:23,391 we did it an night. 1270 01:27:23,549 --> 01:27:27,016 It was crazy. We were like demons. 1271 01:27:27,175 --> 01:27:31,051 You fucked my girlfriend? After I died, you fucked my girlfriend? 1272 01:27:31,217 --> 01:27:34,263 What do you care? You were never gonna marry her. 1273 01:27:34,425 --> 01:27:37,472 She waited for you to come home so that you could marry her, 1274 01:27:37,635 --> 01:27:39,387 But you were never gonna marry her, 1275 01:27:39,551 --> 01:27:41,177 whether or not you came home alive. 1276 01:27:41,345 --> 01:27:44,141 You've been draining her blood way before you killed her. 1277 01:27:44,303 --> 01:27:46,474 You've been a vampire for years. 1278 01:27:46,637 --> 01:27:48,888 You fucked Janet. You killed Janet. 1279 01:27:49,053 --> 01:27:51,896 Oh. You're gonna shoot me? 1280 01:27:52,055 --> 01:27:53,396 Yeah. Huh? 1281 01:27:53,554 --> 01:27:56,227 You're gonna shoot me? Well, come on and do it, faggot. 1282 01:27:56,388 --> 01:27:57,764 Do it. I will. 1283 01:27:57,931 --> 01:28:00,557 I want you to shoot me. Come on. Do it, cockbag. 1284 01:28:00,722 --> 01:28:02,520 1285 01:28:02,682 --> 01:28:05,182 Shut up. Shut the fuck up. 1286 01:28:05,349 --> 01:28:08,351 You were my best friend and you fucked my girlfriend. 1287 01:28:08,516 --> 01:28:12,143 What we did wasn't fucking. No, no, no. It was more than that. 1288 01:28:12,309 --> 01:28:14,776 She had all this pent-up remorse up inside her. 1289 01:28:14,935 --> 01:28:16,685 She had to get it out of her somehow. 1290 01:28:16,851 --> 01:28:20,273 That's where I came in and I came in. 1291 01:28:20,436 --> 01:28:22,185 That's right. She was... She was like an animal. 1292 01:28:22,352 --> 01:28:26,901 She was like a cat. It was fucking dirty. It was fucking nasty. 1293 01:28:27,062 --> 01:28:29,029 It was insane. Shut the fuck up. 1294 01:28:30,312 --> 01:28:32,814 Oh, you're such a dick. 1295 01:28:34,520 --> 01:28:36,318 You fucking douche-bag. You were aiming for my head. 1296 01:28:36,480 --> 01:28:37,447 Oh, yeah? 1297 01:28:37,605 --> 01:28:41,358 Ow! Fuck! 1298 01:28:41,523 --> 01:28:45,275 That was my fucking ear. You fucking shot my ear. 1299 01:28:46,523 --> 01:28:48,444 Ow! Fuck you. 1300 01:28:48,607 --> 01:28:50,574 Oh, fuck. 1301 01:28:50,733 --> 01:28:54,281 Shit. Fucking cockmonger. 1302 01:28:54,442 --> 01:28:56,114 Cockmonger? 1303 01:28:56,276 --> 01:28:57,651 Jeez. 1304 01:28:57,817 --> 01:29:00,285 You're a Judas. 1305 01:29:00,443 --> 01:29:05,696 Ow! You... Stop shooting me. You are the worst friend. 1306 01:29:05,862 --> 01:29:07,702 Fuck you, dick. 1307 01:29:11,612 --> 01:29:14,080 F... 1308 01:29:15,405 --> 01:29:16,621 Bitch 1309 01:29:19,364 --> 01:29:21,535 Shooting your balls. 1310 01:29:36,992 --> 01:29:39,335 Hey, hey. No. 1311 01:29:43,285 --> 01:29:45,456 What happened to us? 1312 01:29:48,827 --> 01:29:50,920 You happened to us 1313 01:29:56,121 --> 01:29:58,542 Find your own ride into the afterlife. 1314 01:29:58,705 --> 01:30:02,332 Joey's going to Las Vegas. 1315 01:30:08,333 --> 01:30:13,209 Go to sleep, Mrs Agmanic. There's nothing to see here. 1316 01:30:33,296 --> 01:30:34,921 Alright. 1317 01:31:14,554 --> 01:31:15,519 Freeze! 1318 01:31:57,521 --> 01:32:00,069 Hey, baby. How are you doing? Get in the car, huh? 1319 01:32:00,231 --> 01:32:02,651 You want to party? You want to party? 1320 01:32:02,814 --> 01:32:04,940 It's hot in here. I got too much money. 1321 01:32:05,106 --> 01:32:07,027 Get in the fucking car, hon. 1322 01:32:07,189 --> 01:32:08,691 What the fuck? 1323 01:32:08,857 --> 01:32:12,324 Get the fuck out of my... You guys do not want to fuck with me. 1324 01:32:12,482 --> 01:32:14,483 - Do you understand? - Get out! 1325 01:32:14,650 --> 01:32:17,526 What the fuck? 1326 01:32:17,692 --> 01:32:21,160 Fucking... You... I'll fucking kill you. Fuck. 1327 01:32:21,318 --> 01:32:25,864 What the fuck is going on? Holy shit. 1328 01:32:32,529 --> 01:32:36,530 Who the fuck are you guys? What the fuck? 1329 01:32:36,696 --> 01:32:39,742 Surprise, surprise, homie. We been looking all over for you. 1330 01:32:39,904 --> 01:32:41,372 Remember me, ese? 1331 01:32:41,531 --> 01:32:46,532 Oh, yeah. Benny. Gay kid from gym class. Look at you. You filled out. 1332 01:32:46,699 --> 01:32:48,916 Oh, fuck. 1333 01:32:49,074 --> 01:32:52,120 I want you to take a close look at me, man. 1334 01:32:52,282 --> 01:32:54,909 Look at my fucking eyes. 1335 01:32:55,075 --> 01:33:00,826 Oh, yuck. Oh, Should have used more rocks. 1336 01:33:00,992 --> 01:33:02,665 That's right, man. 1337 01:33:02,826 --> 01:33:05,829 You didn't figure it out, did you? 1338 01:33:05,994 --> 01:33:08,415 Fuck, man. It took me a long time too, man. 1339 01:33:08,577 --> 01:33:12,205 But you got to cut off the heads before they come back to life, homie. 1340 01:33:12,369 --> 01:33:15,167 You got to cut off the head. 1341 01:33:15,329 --> 01:33:19,796 I woke up in a fucking lake, man. Fishes were eating my eyelids. 1342 01:33:19,955 --> 01:33:22,547 God, it's disgusting. I'm a fucking freak, man. 1343 01:33:22,706 --> 01:33:25,833 Can I be honest? You look great. You wear it well. 1344 01:33:25,999 --> 01:33:27,714 Shut the fuck up, man. 1345 01:33:27,873 --> 01:33:32,216 I got a family, homie. You know that? Two daughters, ese. Mi vieja. 1346 01:33:32,375 --> 01:33:34,421 How's my fucking jefita gonna see me, man? 1347 01:33:34,582 --> 01:33:36,003 She's gonna have a fucking heart attack. 1348 01:33:36,167 --> 01:33:37,542 You made me like this. 1349 01:33:37,708 --> 01:33:39,505 I did not do this, man. You did this! 1350 01:33:39,667 --> 01:33:43,043 No, I did not. I did not do this. My fucking friend did that to you. 1351 01:33:43,209 --> 01:33:45,926 And he's not even my friend anymore. He's a fucking asshole, 1352 01:33:46,085 --> 01:33:47,461 But I'm gonna find him for you 1353 01:33:47,627 --> 01:33:49,627 and I'm gonna tell him, “Important safety tip - 1354 01:33:49,794 --> 01:33:53,671 “we got to cut off the heads before they come back to life.” 1355 01:33:53,837 --> 01:33:55,213 I'll tell him. 1356 01:33:55,379 --> 01:33:57,379 - You tell him that, homie. - Uh-huh. 1357 01:33:57,546 --> 01:33:59,468 But I'm gonna show you one last thing. 1358 01:33:59,630 --> 01:34:00,504 OK. 1359 01:34:00,671 --> 01:34:03,264 Oh, God. What are you fucking doing, guys? 1360 01:34:03,422 --> 01:34:04,923 Let's just talk about this, huh? 1361 01:34:05,090 --> 01:34:07,090 Let's not do things we're going to regret tomorrow! 1362 01:34:07,257 --> 01:34:09,882 You want to talk, homie? You want to talk? 1363 01:34:10,048 --> 01:34:11,470 Come on! I can't hear you. 1364 01:34:11,632 --> 01:34:14,509 You want to talk? What do you want to talk about? 1365 01:34:14,675 --> 01:34:18,642 Oh, fuck this. I'm gonna leave. I'm just gonna get out of here. 1366 01:34:18,800 --> 01:34:20,176 Ready? Oh, Jesus. 1367 01:34:20,342 --> 01:34:23,560 On three. On three. On three, You ready? One. 1368 01:34:23,719 --> 01:34:27,095 Jesus fucking Christ 1369 01:35:03,809 --> 01:35:09,313 What the fuck? What the... What the fuck? 1370 01:35:09,477 --> 01:35:13,944 Shit. 1371 01:35:21,813 --> 01:35:23,814 What the.. 1372 01:35:23,981 --> 01:35:27,698 Jesus. Do they do this to me on purpose? 1373 01:35:28,814 --> 01:35:30,940 Ow! 1374 01:35:33,398 --> 01:35:35,365 Hello. 1375 01:35:43,192 --> 01:35:45,409 Shit. 1376 01:36:09,531 --> 01:36:15,035 OK. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, my fucking... 1377 01:36:17,950 --> 01:36:19,791 Fuck. 1378 01:36:20,825 --> 01:36:24,917 Joey? Joey? 1379 01:36:27,285 --> 01:36:29,912 Joey! 1380 01:36:31,243 --> 01:36:33,494 Oh, fuck, Joey. 1381 01:36:40,871 --> 01:36:44,918 What the fuck, Joe? What the fuck! 1382 01:36:47,955 --> 01:36:50,252 What the fuck? 1383 01:36:51,956 --> 01:36:54,332 Who the fuck would do this to you, man? 1384 01:36:58,041 --> 01:37:01,464 What's that? What's that? 1385 01:37:01,625 --> 01:37:03,375 Mi... Miaow? 1386 01:37:03,542 --> 01:37:08,419 Huh? What? Who? 1387 01:37:20,546 --> 01:37:23,843 You gotta be kidding me. 1388 01:37:24,005 --> 01:37:27,223 Ohhh. 1389 01:37:28,255 --> 01:37:30,722 Ohhh. 1390 01:37:30,881 --> 01:37:33,348 You're such a dick. 1391 01:37:33,506 --> 01:37:35,507 Dude, what the fuck? 1392 01:37:35,674 --> 01:37:38,675 Where'd you find this? Your purse? 1393 01:37:38,841 --> 01:37:42,139 I should have chopped off your head when I had the chance. 1394 01:37:42,300 --> 01:37:44,222 Who the fuck would do this to you? 1395 01:37:44,384 --> 01:37:47,681 Miguel. Miguel did this to me. 1396 01:37:47,844 --> 01:37:49,684 Miguel? 1397 01:37:49,843 --> 01:37:51,310 Miguel? The gangbanger. 1398 01:37:51,468 --> 01:37:54,595 Oh, the gangbanger? What the fuck? I thought we killed him. 1399 01:37:54,761 --> 01:37:58,103 I told you we needed to use more rocks. 1400 01:37:58,262 --> 01:38:00,137 You gotta get out of here 1401 01:38:00,304 --> 01:38:03,272 before they come here and do a Daniel Pearl on your ass too. 1402 01:38:12,848 --> 01:38:15,191 Fucking shit. 1403 01:38:16,599 --> 01:38:19,350 If anybody needs a belt right now it's you, huh? 1404 01:38:30,393 --> 01:38:34,690 Oh, fuck, Joey. What are we going to do? 1405 01:38:38,354 --> 01:38:41,697 What's that, buddy? 1406 01:38:43,772 --> 01:38:45,238 What's that? 1407 01:38:45,395 --> 01:38:49,613 Bart, you gotta kill me. 1408 01:38:49,773 --> 01:38:51,149 What's that? 1409 01:38:51,314 --> 01:38:53,735 You gotta kill me, man. 1410 01:38:53,899 --> 01:38:56,116 You want me to kill you? 1411 01:38:56,274 --> 01:39:01,150 I can't go through eternity talking with a fucking dildo on my throat. 1412 01:39:01,316 --> 01:39:02,738 How the fuck... 1413 01:39:02,901 --> 01:39:08,118 Bart. Bart, you got to figure out a way to kill me. 1414 01:39:08,277 --> 01:39:13,028 Figure it out. I can't live like this. 1415 01:39:13,194 --> 01:39:15,161 I can't. 1416 01:39:15,319 --> 01:39:20,446 You gotta fucking kill me, man. You gotta kill me, Bart. 1417 01:39:48,243 --> 01:39:50,335 Joey... 1418 01:39:51,744 --> 01:39:53,745 ..I want you to know something. 1419 01:39:53,911 --> 01:39:56,162 I gotta tell you something. 1420 01:39:57,244 --> 01:40:01,586 Most people die before they ever get a chance to tell people this shit. 1421 01:40:01,745 --> 01:40:03,962 I just want you to know that... 1422 01:40:08,289 --> 01:40:10,415 ..I love you. 1423 01:40:12,414 --> 01:40:13,790 I love you, Joe. 1424 01:40:13,956 --> 01:40:17,253 And I don't fuckin' mean that in a gay way. 1425 01:40:17,415 --> 01:40:19,632 It's a platonic thing, OK? 1426 01:40:23,792 --> 01:40:26,634 I don't care that you fucked Janet, OK? 1427 01:40:26,793 --> 01:40:29,294 You're my best friend. I fuckin' love you. 1428 01:40:31,335 --> 01:40:33,052 I always have. 1429 01:40:37,836 --> 01:40:39,882 Alright, buddy, that's it. 1430 01:40:40,045 --> 01:40:42,545 That's it. it's all I had to say. 1431 01:40:45,129 --> 01:40:47,050 Goodbye, buddy. 1432 01:40:56,465 --> 01:40:58,591 You're my best friend, you always will be. 1433 01:40:58,757 --> 01:41:01,804 I would always regret it if I didn't tell you that. 1434 01:42:22,775 --> 01:42:24,150 Fuck. 1435 01:43:22,412 --> 01:43:23,958 Fuck! 1436 01:45:02,391 --> 01:45:03,936 Are you OK? 1437 01:45:34,272 --> 01:45:35,148 Hey! 1438 01:45:41,815 --> 01:45:45,533 Security code above... 1439 01:45:45,691 --> 01:45:48,487 ...levels four and five. 1440 01:45:52,943 --> 01:45:55,944 Security to levels four and five. 1441 01:45:56,110 --> 01:45:58,907 - Freeze! - Security code... 1442 01:46:02,528 --> 01:46:04,324 Ughhh! 1443 01:46:04,486 --> 01:46:07,658 Ahhhh! 1444 01:46:11,155 --> 01:46:12,996 Arggh! 1445 01:46:50,538 --> 01:46:53,210 Stop what you're doing, 1446 01:46:53,372 --> 01:46:56,213 Freeze. Put your hands in the air. 1447 01:46:56,372 --> 01:46:58,213 Get on your knees. 1448 01:46:58,372 --> 01:47:01,089 Both hands in the air. 1449 01:47:01,248 --> 01:47:04,249 Show me your hands. Both hands. 1450 01:47:04,415 --> 01:47:07,292 I need to see both hands in the air right now. 1451 01:47:07,458 --> 01:47:09,550 Hold your fire, hold your fire. 1452 01:47:09,708 --> 01:47:11,835 Show us your hands. 1453 01:47:18,543 --> 01:47:20,715 Hold your fire! 1454 01:48:06,803 --> 01:48:09,270 Fire! Fire! Fire! 1455 01:49:50,074 --> 01:49:51,949 They're awakening. 1456 01:49:52,116 --> 01:49:56,289 It is 6:15, precisely sunset. 1457 01:49:57,492 --> 01:49:59,789 Uh, will everyone please step in? 1458 01:49:59,951 --> 01:50:01,327 You can see better. 1459 01:50:01,494 --> 01:50:03,540 They're just awakening now. 1460 01:50:05,411 --> 01:50:07,127 This subject... 1461 01:50:08,244 --> 01:50:10,210 ...98240... 1462 01:50:10,369 --> 01:50:14,246 ..was found in its lifeless state at its previous place of employment 1463 01:50:14,412 --> 01:50:17,039 on September 17, two months after initial death. 1464 01:50:17,206 --> 01:50:19,672 That night at the morgue - and this is typical- 1465 01:50:19,830 --> 01:50:21,830 it resumed its animated state. 1466 01:50:21,997 --> 01:50:24,123 They called local authorities who subdued it, 1467 01:50:24,289 --> 01:50:25,961 who then contacted the WHO. 1468 01:50:26,123 --> 01:50:27,840 DNA samples revealed this to be 1469 01:50:27,998 --> 01:50:30,966 the body of a man who died more than 14 weeks ago. 1470 01:50:32,208 --> 01:50:36,381 Subject 984240. 1471 01:50:36,541 --> 01:50:39,713 Cutting off the heads during the day when they are inanimate 1472 01:50:39,876 --> 01:50:43,629 Has been sufficient, in most cases, to keep the subject from rising again. 1473 01:50:43,794 --> 01:50:47,796 Subject 687002. 1474 01:50:47,962 --> 01:50:49,837 After testing on four subjects, 1475 01:50:50,004 --> 01:50:53,926 it was found that impalement alone often does not prevent reanimation. 1476 01:50:54,087 --> 01:50:57,258 However, when used in conjunction with decapitation, 1477 01:50:57,421 --> 01:51:00,138 seems to ensure permanent death. 1478 01:51:00,297 --> 01:51:03,138 Now, decapitation has an interesting effect 1479 01:51:03,297 --> 01:51:06,093 while they're in the animated state. 1480 01:51:06,255 --> 01:51:11,474 This subject, 991560, was decapitated four days ago 1481 01:51:11,633 --> 01:51:15,385 during the night while it was animate and the head still fully functioned. 1482 01:51:15,549 --> 01:51:17,767 Well, it seemed to be fully aware. 1483 01:51:17,926 --> 01:51:22,974 Now, short of incinerating the head, we don't know how to discharge it. 1484 01:51:23,135 --> 01:51:26,933 Uh, how is the infection transmitted? 1485 01:51:27,094 --> 01:51:30,594 We've not been able to show any known aetiologies for this condition, 1486 01:51:30,761 --> 01:51:33,763 No-one's been able to isolate a viral or bacterial infection 1487 01:51:33,929 --> 01:51:35,306 that would facilitate transmission. 1488 01:51:35,472 --> 01:51:38,847 DNA testing has shown no genetic predisposition 1489 01:51:39,013 --> 01:51:41,105 for post-modem reanimation 1490 01:51:41,263 --> 01:51:44,015 We are looking at something completely new. 1491 01:51:44,181 --> 01:51:48,353 Completely new? Completely ancient. 1492 01:51:54,849 --> 01:51:57,942 Subject 9890052 1493 01:51:58,100 --> 01:52:00,521 His corpse went missing from the mortuary embalming room 1494 01:52:00,684 --> 01:52:02,060 for nine weeks. 1495 01:52:02,227 --> 01:52:04,398 We just recovered him this morning. 1496 01:52:04,560 --> 01:52:06,811 He might be the alpha infection subject, 1497 01:52:06,977 --> 01:52:09,400 meaning we don't know how many others he might've infected. 1498 01:52:10,561 --> 01:52:12,277 And he's military. 1499 01:52:12,437 --> 01:52:14,609 Well, the lab results haven't come back yet. 1500 01:52:14,771 --> 01:52:17,988 We believe that he is Second Lieutenant Gregory, US Army. 1501 01:52:18,145 --> 01:52:20,989 Served three consecutive tours of duty in Falluja and Baghdad. 1502 01:52:21,146 --> 01:52:24,363 Killed in battle October 8. 1503 01:52:27,856 --> 01:52:30,357 Lieutenant Gregory, is that right? 1504 01:52:33,732 --> 01:52:36,153 How did it happen, son? 1505 01:52:38,275 --> 01:52:40,367 Guess I just lost my way. 1506 01:52:41,610 --> 01:52:43,155 Army. 1507 01:52:44,236 --> 01:52:46,157 Good 1508 01:52:46,319 --> 01:52:47,991 You'll have an advantage. 1509 01:53:07,739 --> 01:53:11,991 for the party 1510 01:53:14,157 --> 01:53:17,534 1511 01:53:21,243 --> 01:53:25,665 and the lights went down... 1512 01:53:34,787 --> 01:53:38,664 1513 01:53:41,539 --> 01:53:45,382 1514 01:53:47,915 --> 01:53:51,633 1515 01:53:51,791 --> 01:53:55,588 1516 01:53:55,750 --> 01:53:58,626 1517 01:54:01,167 --> 01:54:04,419 1518 01:54:04,585 --> 01:54:08,086 1519 01:54:09,752 --> 01:54:13,424 1520 01:54:14,587 --> 01:54:17,508 1521 01:54:17,671 --> 01:54:21,592 1522 01:54:23,130 --> 01:54:28,849 1523 01:54:29,006 --> 01:54:31,974 1524 01:54:32,131 --> 01:54:35,759 1525 01:54:37,092 --> 01:54:40,059 1526 01:54:42,300 --> 01:54:47,394 1527 01:54:47,553 --> 01:54:50,474 1528 01:54:50,636 --> 01:54:54,603 1529 01:55:09,639 --> 01:55:14,063 1530 01:55:15,975 --> 01:55:21,648 from last year 1531 01:55:22,726 --> 01:55:28,102 1532 01:55:28,268 --> 01:55:31,237 1533 01:55:31,394 --> 01:55:35,567 1534 01:55:36,645 --> 01:55:42,568 1535 01:55:44,940 --> 01:55:49,862 1536 01:55:50,023 --> 01:55:55,946 1537 01:55:58,650 --> 01:56:03,527 1538 01:56:03,693 --> 01:56:06,660 1539 01:56:06,818 --> 01:56:10,445 1540 01:56:11,653 --> 01:56:14,745 1541 01:56:16,987 --> 01:56:21,864 1542 01:56:22,029 --> 01:56:25,155 1543 01:56:25,321 --> 01:56:29,290 1544 01:56:30,906 --> 01:56:35,283 1545 01:56:37,783 --> 01:56:43,126 that you've been here before 1546 01:56:44,702 --> 01:56:48,452 1547 01:56:48,617 --> 01:56:52,710 on the floor.